Gemmill

I bought 4 tickets, for £6 in total and won back £7.10 on them. IN YOUR FACE, RENTON!!!!

I'm not too worried about the Fish trying to muscle in on my pact with god. After fleecing old biddies with substandard double glazing he's in a serious negative goodwill situation.

If there's a God listening, I'll give to charity double what Gemmill intended to. I'll devote the remainder of my days to the Lord. Be that Allah, God, Buddha, or whoever gets this thing sorted.

Just thinking about the next 50 years of doing what I felt like, when I felt like it. Surely this is my destiny. If there is a god listening, I'll give a bit to charity. Now sort it out.

You SICK FUCKERS.

I bought 4. Do you think I won't be on here to let Rentboy know if I'm an £88 squllionaire. Of course I'll be signed in from my new beachside condo in Hawaii.

I've got mine too. I'll make a deal with you ewerk. If I win, I'll give you a million quid. If you win you have to give me a million.

Ah you DIRTY BASTARD!

Pretty much. Only Martins would possess the innate (if unused) ability to run fast.

Good luck finding some other work, Bass. Hopefully the pay-off and the time you've got to find a new job work out ok.

No their not. What about their not?

Do you know how gay that sounds? Can I borrow someone as a chaperone tommorrow please? Ok then FAT FACE. Is that better?

The only reason this one is threatening a second page is because I'm keeping it afloat, chubby cheeks!

I thought I just told you to do your own research, Renton.

Scott Mills is basically that arrogant bloke in the pub dressed in jeans and a pin-stripe shirt with spiked up hair moving in on all the ladies and talking about how much of a lad he is. he's one of a number of annoying creeps who get in at the Beeb and then you can never get rid of them Mills; Sarah Bloody Cox - they keep trying to get her a main time show; and who was the token black guy who was eventually shunted to Saturday morning and then ditched??? and it seems only the terminally stupid get the Sunday Chart Show.............. Do you mean Trevor Nelson or Spoony?

Do your own research you fucking gimp.

£1.50 tonight. If the prize rolls over to greater than £114,413,040, you will actually be making a mathematically incorrect decision by not buying a ticket.

Camouflage - Stan Ridgway

Dunno, but I know AVG are stopping their free version from January, the twats!

Buy a ticket you fat knacker. You might just win. SOMEBODY will! Like last week you mean? If I have a ticket and you don't, I am infinitely more likely to win than you. Howdya like them apples?

The Harder I Try - Brother Beyond

Exactly!

Buy a ticket you fat knacker. You might just win. SOMEBODY will!

I was being the kid off the Goonies, Robert!

88 MEEEEELLEEON DOLLAH!!!