Gemmill

Snap, crackle and pop my young ginger snap. Are you thick?

I would think he wants his head read if he took this on tbh but money talks I suppose.

...rumours on N-O that Houllier is to be brought in and Roeder made part of his backroom staff. Meeting between Shepherd and Roeder in the next 48 hours. Supposedly on Talksport. Probably total bullshit, but I'd take that at the minute.

I'd like to think that even Shepherd's staunchest supporter would look at the current situation and have to conced that Shepherd is in the firing line with good reason. Having said that, Leazes has surprised me before in how far he'll go to defend Shepherd. Just seen the footage of the protest on Goals on Sunday there. I'm gutted that the next home game is so far away. I would bet good money that Shepherd won't be there for it though.

Errr....no. I didn't.

There's a shock.

I'd like to think Parker is carrying an injury, but I agree, at the minute Butt looks a better bet than Parker. Unfortunately that means stripping him of the captaincy which Roeder can't afford to do.

Brock talking to a girl on the phone again. And wanting everyone to know about it. Get a life, lad.

Due to be hanged.

Oh dear, bummer you couldn't sleep again. Maybe it'll work out ok today though if you can stay awake this morning and then try and sleep as much as poss this afternoon before you head into work tonight.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Cheesy management speak, but also the story of Freddy Shepherd's chairmanship.

I'm not sure but I think I heard on commentary that he wasn't. Obviously since I wasn't at the game everything I see and hear is entirely irrelevent. Shame. I was hoping they would show him disappearing into his enormous NUFC anorak as the chants rang out. Funny how he's nowhere to be seen when the shit is hitting the fan.

If it's making him ill and he doesn't know what he's doing, he should do the decent thing tbh. We are so fucked this season. Successive mistakes from that dickhead in charge are coming home to roost. It doesn't even bear thinking about, but if Shepherd hadn't had the luxury of appointing Bobby Robson without even having to think about it, he would probably already have his first relegation as Newcastle Chairman on his CV. Fuck knows who we would have got instead of Robson.

Was a good show. We were 5 rows from the front, but he was fearful of me so he left me alone. He ripped into some idiotic charver who tried to heckle him calling him a Tory and asking if he went to the same barber as Stephen Fry and then claimed that he'd "ripped him to pieces" with his heckling. Needless to say when Carr had finished with him 5 minutes later (or more specifically finished describing how he'd been in a gang bang with this lad's mother ) we didn't hear another peep from him for the rest of the night.

By the way, Emre's set piece deliveries are beyond a joke. There's no way we practice this sort of thing in training.

Aye I've got no time whatsoever for Stephen Carr. I nearly deafened Cath shouting at the useless wanker at one point. One of their players ghosted past him for the umpteenth time and I just exploded.

Just as Henry Winter restores your faith in the press, this dickhead sets out to prove that there are still plenty know-nowts out there. It's not that fucker Bob Cass is it?

Renton? He was definitely there. Halved the legal capacity in the Trent prior to the game.

I thought N'Zogbia was poor and probably deserved to go off tbh. But subbing Milner made no sense whatsoever and there was a canny bit of booing of the decision as Milner left the field. You wonder what's going through Roeder's head though. I just don't think he knows what he's doing at the minute.

Was weird when the chant first spread round the ground. Then outside the ground there were loads chanting as they walked away. I didn't see any mass gathering of people, but judging by those pictures that looks like there was a stationary gathering of people stood chanting, rather than people chanting as they swarmed away from the ground. Good stuff. Chances are it'll make fuck all difference though. It's just a shame the next home game is so far off. Was the fat twat even there today?

He was fucking SHIT today. When we needed someone to rally the troops he went missing. Not impressed with him at all today. I'm not saying he's a poor player or shouldn't be captain, I'm just saying he was very poor in all departments today.

FUCK OFF!

The vid was blatantly a pisstake to be fair like.

The £1.10 net profit wasn't worth the effort of buying and redeeming them tbh. Treat yourself to a couple of extra mars bars. I bought them online so I didn't have to redeem them. All I did was sign in and get the alert telling me that I had won. So there!

What's the craic for today then? Are people just heading to the pub for 3 to half 3?