Gemmill

If they replaced Biden with Newsom or Whitmer, they would walk the election. The country would breathe a huge sigh of relief to be presented a young, vibrant candidate, and the difference when stood alongside Trump would jar people into voting for the Democrat. Fucking ridiculous to be leaving it to hope that Biden can squeak through and not descend into full senility between now and November.

The Democrats could still replace Biden, but the reaction to last night seems to be "But Trump lied, why didn't CNN fact check him". Lads, he's been lying solidly since 2016. Nobody cares that he lies. You need to give people a compelling alternative, and Biden isn't it.

This pretty much sums up last night's debate. Biden was a stumbling, stuttering old man, Trump was mental and full of shit. If the Democrats don't replace Biden immediately, Trump will win the presidency again.

Aye, there's people will have watched that and be pumped up by it unfortunately. But more to the point, nobody watches the news. It just won't even get seen by the cast majority.

Excellent work, C4.

Aye, he's an arsehole, he's completely winging it, and he's gonna fuck it right up. I think I'm in love.

Why is he stood so far away from them? Looks like he's under a restraining order.

John Hall's wife is called Lady Mae btw. Not Lady Mary. Fucking stupid mackem cunt.

It's called "seeding".

The suspicion with which the kids observe the bloke as he recounts the glory days of Eric Gates scoring a goal, and Gary Bennett trying to strangle David Speedie.

"Telt us to call her Mary but I chanced me arm with a marra and she just went with it. She'll alwiz be Lady Marra to me."

I mean Hall's comments about "English people are white" are absolutely reprehensible. Shitty, shitty person. This might kill off the Reform vote in Sunderland by the sound of their reaction. If only we'd thought on, we could have had Shearer campaigning for Brexit and we might still be in Europe.

It's that same event that he's turned up to declare his allegiance to Farage, aye. The fucking daft old helmet.

"Ere marra, am not beeyun rayucist but can yer gerroff me fuckun motor. Takkin fuckun liberteys ere like!"

The marrows will come from far and wide to snap that "bewtey" up.

These'll be all the relatives that don't get the wedding invites.

Would be a MASSIVE shock if Reform end up with that many seats. It's the only result that would make Ed Davey LOTO, but I think I'd take a Tory and up to 5 seats for Reform over that.

"Am tellun yer Nige, ad av a muslum in me owse before ad av a mag. Ah dinnit eyven think it's close. Ah cannit beleyve yiz brought a fuckun skunk"

"Ere Nigel mayut. Listen, av gorra lorra time for yer, absolewtley loved what yer done with Brexit n that, an I ayut.... I meeyn I absolewtley ayut the Muslums. But did yiz av ter bring a fuckun mag with yer?! Wuh dinnit like Sir John round ere marra."

He's the perfect celebrity endorsement for them. 91 years old, and extremely wealthy and out of touch. Doesn't have to worry about who the next government is because he'll be dead before any of their plans come to fruition.

Sir John Hall has just nailed his colours to the Reform mast. Attending a rally in Houghton Le Spring with Farage earlier. I'm sure the Mackems were pleased to see him.