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Southampton are guaranteed 4th though. They can't do better and they can't be caught. In those circumstances, and with playoffs coming up, Leeds should absolutely howk them.

White chef's jacket on, Renton, and get down there. "Come on then big boy, what the fuck do you call this? Sticking your fucking fake leaflets through the door of my restrunt. Wait til I tell Fred and Gino, you won't be able to get a table at your local greasy spoon, you cunt!"

Apparently it's cos Brailsford felt like he was going to work at a Hall of Mirrors.

I was there last weekend. It was dead where the tree is, which is unusual cos it's normally rammed with people eating and taking photos and stuff. Glad they've caught and charged these blokes, but the tree's still fucked.

I fucking loved it. I remember his mate had a gammy leg as well. He was called Gorrick or something.

Sting and Stephen Fry have told that Garrick Club that if they don't start admitting women, they'll both quit. Presumably, in all the time they've been going, they must just have thought women didn't like the look of the place.

Is he a spunk?

Would he qualify as "Newcastle's stud striker" in Aussie parlance?

I'd add a few hours on for PL trying to tell her how Scottish he is.

When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. Very different song.

No takers on Silas? You lot will have been too busy writing to Jimmy Savile, I expect. Dear Jimmy. Please can you fix it for me to spend the day inside your tracky b's.

Does nobody remember Silas BTW. You can all get to fuck with that.

Yeah he's long since stopped giving them operating cash, so 777 are keeping them afloat pending PL approval of a deal, and the longer that process has gone on, the more dodgy 777 have appeared. I can't see the deal being allowed to go through now with all the other bother 777 is in, so fuck knows what happens.

I'm simply Everton's reverse Hype Man. And...

It's the 30th of the month BTW. I wonder if they've been able to make their payroll cos that's what the loans from 777 were allowing. I think a failure to pay people is a fairly significant breach, it certainly is in the EFL.

Any points I make are always additive.

Loans from 777 are the only thing that is keeping the club afloat. They can't make their commitments without these loans landing every month. If they suddenly dry up cos 777 is in difficulty of its own, then they're in major shit. I don't understand how they've been allowed to continue to be run like this by the PL. They can't meet their operating costs without a monthly bailout from this third party, who has only continued to lend them cash cos it had designs on buying them. For an organisation that likes to talk about sustainability, this is the definition of unsustainable.

This lot are fucking desperate to get relegated. Their fans need to let some miidnight fireworks off outside Companies House.

He looks like he should be on the CLASSIC kids TV show Silas.

What he looks like is when they find the bones of someone medieval, and do a facial reconstruction of them on a history programme.

NI's Mike Ashley.

Only issue is his preferred position is the CHOOK'S preferred position. You wouldn't want to have either in the squad and not play them.

He's quality man. And he's sick of Ten Hag and getting shit from Man United fans. If he came here and got Eddie'd and the adulation of the fans, he'd be a completely different player.