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I knew they were posh annoying little wankers before I even heard their names. That was just the icing on the cake tbh. Honestly, if you deliberately wanted to set out to raise a couple of pretentious little twatbags, you couldn't give them a better start than to name them Hugo and Piers.

Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! :icon_lol: " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though.

All over me like a cheap suit to be fair. It was like the night out on The Office, with you taking on the role of Gareth tbh.

Aye I remember that. He was canny old though wasn't he? At least in his 40s.

I imagine you shovel in the water as well you mong!

Genius my arse. The Libertines are pretty much recognised as his finest hour and they weren't even that good ffs.

Good point, at the height of Oasis' fame and success I always thought Liam was a tosser. However, the Liam clones walking about everywhere were far worse. There was even a lad at university who went the whole hog and as well as dressing, walking and having the Liam hair do he even affected a Manchester accent and claimed to be from Hulme. He was talking to me and a mate of mine in a bar once (the mate was a Manc) and he thought there was something amiss with his accent. Turns out he was from Sunderland. What a plonker. He sounds mad fer it!

I've posted in this thread, Parkinson. Calling you lot all mincers!

Great to see the yanks finally waking up. It's just a shame it took two terms of twat boy to do it.

Laz is such a degenerate porn fiend.

Unluckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

If you excuse racial abuse between players as "something that goes on in every game" and suggest that a red card is enough to deal with it, then this Kick Racism Out thing is a total waste of time. Saying he maybe only used it to wind King up is hardly an excuse. If he's guilty of racist abuse he should be getting some pretty severe punishment and it should definitely impact his position as England captain.

We should only take on managers with life-threatening illnesses. It shows a lack of compassion to do otherwise.

Not even ginger you knobheads.

He's a tosser tbh. I don't know him either. I also think Jade Goody is a silly twat but I've never met her. I can't abide Lee Hendrie, but he wouldn't even recognise me in the street.

LM is just totally mind-numbing on this matter. He just refuses to accept that Shepherd is basically shit at everything other than spending money.

What exactly was Drogba's reaction like? I haven't seen the incident either.

What are you mincers on about?

Barry Norman! It's 2006 ffs! Are you on the ganga? For sure. Had my room upgraded to a junior suite. Got a jacuzzi and a sauna in there. I'm basically royalty.

Surelt it's just a daft film that makes people laugh man. Get away with the Barry Norman stuff.

Scavengers tbh. Basically feral.

Jesus that's rubbish! Stick to crying you big nancy boy!

Rounded on by the gastro pub mafia.

You fucking prissy.

I just had to google for that. Hey, it wasn't funny, I was convinced I was a goner.