Gemmill

You're at university tbh. If you think life's shit now, you've got a monumental kick in the bollocks on the way when you start working.

Fishboy, install Foxmarks Synchroniser. It's an add-on. That way if this happens again, all of your bookmarks will be installed on a server on the web and you can just sync them to your computer.

World of Warcraft is basically Dungeons and Dragons for the 21st Century, isn't it, nerdboy?

To his lass, not his nephew.

By "freed up" he means attached at the lips btw.

Mary Poppins?

You guys! .....are all wankers.

Without getting Owen in though. Anyway, that's nowhere near as funny as his comments when Souness came! Somebody had to post something while you were busy punching holes in the airport departure lounge walls.

We did the same with Martins this pre-season tbh.

Shit news about your aunt. Hope she makes a full recovery. Tell the bird in America to find a payphone or get a mobile tbh.

Every week if you lot are to be believed. Disgraceful.

And I thought Renton calling them spades was bad! Appalling!

Irish bloke is making a FORTUNE exporting half pound bags of Irish soil to the US for $15 a pop for scattering on the graves of Irish-Americans. He was on 5 Live last week. I'd have thought that was prohibited to be honest, given how rigourous the US Customs are re bringing fruit/foodstuffs etc from foreign countries. Same contamination principles at the end of the day. Mind you this guy was Irish so wheres the harm in that tbf? Aye he worked out how to get round the regulations. He wouldn't say how for obvious reasons, but it's all kosher.

Aye, a few million simpletons! Believe me, you've reached a critical stage with your brain cell losses. I wouldn't touch another drop if I were you.

Irish bloke is making a FORTUNE exporting half pound bags of Irish soil to the US for $15 a pop for scattering on the graves of Irish-Americans. He was on 5 Live last week.

Very unhealthy indeed. You're killing your brain cells you know? Not to mention the effect on your liver. GET HELP!

I am not responding in any way to Rentons posts about Roeder - or Souness - being fit to manage a football club, I am pointing out the human condition of having a brain tumour and the effect it has on your life. Roeder did well with West Ham until his brain tumour became noticeable and effected him. This is not rocket science. Only a complete utter twat would not understand this, and for someone with medical qualifications it begs belief. He must therefore be either a holder of a shite qualification or be an utter cunt. Period. Has Shepherd got a brain tumour, do you think? Or is he just utterly fucking incompetent?

Oh dear. And so it continues.

AWOOGA!

Am I being groomed? a/s/l?

Pass the spade. I meant as in the garden tool. Renton wants a go of the big black cock. It's there in black and white. Did anyone watch that old music hall skit thing that pp posted by the way. The bloke singing "Can I have a goooo on your chebs?" to Queen Victoria. I meant keep digging. As in using a spade (agriculatural implement) to dig a garden. Slavery was abolished years ago Renton. You disgust me.

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol. Atleast i'm not hung like a Chinese mouse You're a midget though, aren't you? I'm sure you've admitted to being under 5 foot tall.

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol.

Pass the spade. I meant as in the garden tool. Renton wants a go of the big black cock. It's there in black and white. Did anyone watch that old music hall skit thing that pp posted by the way. The bloke singing "Can I have a goooo on your chebs?" to Queen Victoria.

You got that off something that was on telly recently. But I can't remember what show.