Gemmill

You've got teams at the top who don't want the teams below catching up with them, and teams towards the bottom who don't want the teams above getting away from them. It should be self evident that you can't allow the league to self govern.

The Home Office has just released videos of the first migrants being detained to be deported to Rwanda. Just think for a second who they're trying to appeal to with this, to win last minute votes. Horrible.

Gloom, do you want a copy of Ableton Live Lite. 8 tracks to play with, you can mash up all your Conrad Poohs stuff. I'm serious BTW, I've got two activation codes for this thing just sitting around doing nowt. Anyone else has a use for it just shout.

Fucking hell, imagine the PM losing his seat. Definitely booking the Friday off and staying up all night.

Dear me.

Will give them a go, cheers.

If Man City or Real Madrid come in for him, it won't be PSR that's causing him to leave. It'll be the immediacy of success that those teams can offer vs the promise of it here. Totally agree PSR is absolute bullshit though. Whether you believe it's been set up to protect the elite doesn't really matter, what matters is that that's how it's now working. Preventing perfectly sustainable clubs from progressing. The idea that a constantly changing group of 20 clubs gets to decide how it all works is fucking mental too.

Once you've done it once or twice, you'll get used to it, and you'll find it's most of what you post on here.

I might give this place a wide berth myself for a couple of weeks if Bruno goes in the summer. Gonna be a lot of this going on.

I would definitely give this place a wide berth for a week or two if Bruno signs for your lot. As I've said before though, if one of the two best teams in the world comes knocking for him, he'd he crazy not to go, and we're just gonna have to come to terms with that uncomfortable fact. Hope Gloom is right about the clause being for non-domestic clubs only, but I think we'd have a problem with Bruno if we put a £150m price tag on him domestically when there's a £100m one in his contract. I think he'd go for much closer to £100m domestically too.

They need to get VAR in the Championship so that shots that come off the very end of your toes which fool the keeper can be looked at. Fucking out of order that. "Checking for possible end of toes shot" Vardy's missed hat tricks should carry greater weight than an end of toes shot. It's pretty basic stuff and the table would look very different if the EFL would wake up and listen to Keith.

The whole Rwanda thing is the same as Brexit was a few years ago, in the sense that it's an issue that has taken up all the oxygen. It's all anyone talks about, and it's all that fucking idiot PM is focused on. Meanwhile there'll be stuff that is being neglected that he doesn't even know he's neglecting, cos he's somehow become PM within 10 years of becoming an MP, and his time as an MP was spent doing the morning round defending Johnson's latest insanity. I think Starmer is a genuine serious bloke that will do a job far better than anything we've had in the last 14 years, but I worry that Labour are just gonna get blamed for all of this stuff that I'm talking about. That's just stored up waiting for them.

This is no slasher movie. Get it watched.

I'd have Blair back as PM in a heartbeat. The government that we currently have are such fundamentally unserious people. If you look at the degradation in public services and towns, and the roads, etc. That's all surface stuff that we can see that this lot have neglected over the past 14 years, and we see it cos it's in our faces affecting 9ur lives every day. But think of all the unseen stuff. National security, for example. The same neglect will have been brought to bear there, but it's just not visible to us. This will be repeated everywhere in the "what makes up a country, and what a government should be doing". We've got idiots in charge, and there'll be neglect and degradation across the board that we can't even see, but that will have consequences one day. But you know, get your fucking tweet out about the flag on the back of the England shirt, cos that's what being a member of govt is about to this lot. Blair is so far ahead of this lot, they're not even the same species.

Aye the tory one mentioned the word Conservative once. No logo on the page. Just a blue background.

Southampton are guaranteed 4th though. They can't do better and they can't be caught. In those circumstances, and with playoffs coming up, Leeds should absolutely howk them.

White chef's jacket on, Renton, and get down there. "Come on then big boy, what the fuck do you call this? Sticking your fucking fake leaflets through the door of my restrunt. Wait til I tell Fred and Gino, you won't be able to get a table at your local greasy spoon, you cunt!"

Apparently it's cos Brailsford felt like he was going to work at a Hall of Mirrors.

I was there last weekend. It was dead where the tree is, which is unusual cos it's normally rammed with people eating and taking photos and stuff. Glad they've caught and charged these blokes, but the tree's still fucked.

I fucking loved it. I remember his mate had a gammy leg as well. He was called Gorrick or something.

Sting and Stephen Fry have told that Garrick Club that if they don't start admitting women, they'll both quit. Presumably, in all the time they've been going, they must just have thought women didn't like the look of the place.

Is he a spunk?

Would he qualify as "Newcastle's stud striker" in Aussie parlance?

I'd add a few hours on for PL trying to tell her how Scottish he is.

When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. Very different song.