Gemmill

I'd give Australia a go. Could quite fancy California again - San Francisco, LA, San Diego or Santa Barbara. Or Canada. Basically needs to be English speaking though, not sure I could be chewed with learning a language.

FYP. jealousy is a funny funny thing enjoy the rest of your day at non work....you can always pop into the Fox on your way home , I might buy you a pint Propositioned! FACT!

FYP.

It's nice to know that the stereotype of the English being lazy and having a crap work ethic is completely false. And yet we still own your arses, Commonwealth boy.

You are training to be a doctor though, and I gather Tre-like behaviour is par for the course in that profession.

I can honestly say that I haven't even clicked on the link, perv boy.

Stupid bitch really winds me up with that sort of shite. She was doing it again last night. "eclipse clips, see? 'clips' right? it's our brand. We'll make a blanket and clip it with eclipse clips" Fuck off you empty headed bitch. She'll be there till the end like that orange bint from a few years back. So bad she's good entertainment stylee. I did like the way Tre walked past the lad that had been sacked. When he plopped his bag down paused for a millisecond then marched out I was pissing myself. Aye I forgot about that. Clips. Eclipse. Wtf?! This isn't GCSE Art love. And aye when Tre just walked out and went straight past him. I did feel a bit sorry for that Rory though - bankrupt twice already and still only a young lad, and Sugar the twat goes "Well here's the hat trick. You're fired."

Get him looking in the yellow pages for Kebab Shops tbh.

From today's Chronicle. Basically we've brought him in so that Emre has a friend for a week.

Wtf is East street for you? Catatonia? Just chillin'. There are two possible things that could happen this afternoon to make me have to do something. I'm hoping to avoid both scenarios. Urine levels in the bladder creep up to an unacceptable level to make you have to get off your chair to go to the toilet? Is the fear of a number 2 the other one? No, fadgeface! I've told you anyway, going to the bog is one of the highlights of my day - breaks up the monotony and it's the one place where I KNOW no one is going to try and ask me to do some work (not like the toilets you visit).

She did duet with Tom Jones too though. That "Baby it's cold outside" thing.

Wtf is East street for you? Catatonia? Just chillin'. There are two possible things that could happen this afternoon to make me have to do something. I'm hoping to avoid both scenarios.

Just had the word that the numbers I reported yesterday have been accepted and that there'll be no changes. So in theory, I'm on Easy Street until Tuesday.

I would have thought soggy sheets would have been pretty much nailed-on, with your fella getting back.

Aye.......knew how he felt when I dropped my bacon butty on Peasepud's living room floor. Reading that actually made my skin crawl. Blatant cannibalism by the werepig as well.

Is Fish from south of the Tyne too by any cjance? Are you from Eastern Europe by any chance?

Lads, you don't want to start this one up again. I'll only kick your ENTIRE arses all over again. Let it lie!

Remember The Word when they had that "I'd do anything to get on TV!" bit, and that lad ate a pube sandwich.

When the evil Renton attacks, that Fishy boy don't cut him no slack!

Really? Sunny as fuck here.

I've only accrued 75 hours TOIL this year. Give me a break sweetcheeks! Be thankful you get TOIL, you bastard! I don't get paid overtime and I don't accrue TOIL. I would deserve neither if I did, but it's the principle that counts. Something randomly just popped into my head there when thinking what a gigantic mong you are btw. The phrase "I didn't know they stacked shit that high." What film's that from?

Think I might just turn up for the match and scarper afterwards actually.

How will your boss keep her bum clean? Oh yeah. Nice one. Seriously, how about you just fuck off and die. You great big flouncing tart.

How will your boss keep her bum clean?

You do nowt at work either but it doesn't mean you want to be there for 12 hours a day for 8 days on the trot Oi! I was the one being nice!