Gemmill

It's the same whenever a comedian does chat shows in character though. I remember Coogan's ill-fated Tony Ferrino creation - if you saw him on one chat show it was funny, if you watched him every time he went on one, it was pretty dull. I think it's predominantly down to the chat show format though - if you're there promoting a movie, they'll all ask pretty much the same questions, so they end up getting the same answers.

Henry on the bench. Not that it'll make a blind bit of difference.

No it isn't. Glad we cleared that up. So defensive.

Good for you, he sounds like a fucking arsehole. At the last place I worked some lass used to drive a convertible Ford Ka, and she would park it bang in the middle of two spaces every day so that no one would park next to her and scratch it. She thought she was the business. It wouldn't have been so bad if there weren't limited spaces in the car park.

Jesus Christ Leazes, you really think you've got the upper hand in this one don't you?

I bought three new books last saturday and have finished them all....wor lad is "in charge" of the tv on a saturday so can't watch anything I have Sky+'d during the week till the mora. the stepson is upstairs on the other tv playing Tiger Woods on his X box. Needed to put a couple of new albums on my MP3 but have already done that, have taken the dog out for a walk and he is now asleep so won't play.. .........I fear there may be only 1 alternative.....a pint Put all your clothes on back to front, start talking gobbledigook and hitting your head off the wall and stuff. Shout inappropriate things out the window. Time how long it takes for your fella to phone an ambulance. That should waste some time.

It's possible but it's not very practical. You'd get more enjoyment from a 70p mix-up. t'was an idea I had for a Xmas present for my dad seeing as they are so cheap !! You can buy the framed ones that they have on NUFC.com, but they're a total rip-off - about £15 I think for the whole thing, but that's more of an ornament/display thing than anything else. I had suggested it for Cath for her £1 present party, but with the fees and that you would be better off getting a bottle of wine or something. I know you like alcohol, so I'm assuming dad does.

Yes. That one.

Fucking hell, that'll be like a deformed forehead convention I have just spat my pop all over the screen !!!!!!! Euphemism?

Read a book or something man woman man. Is there nowt you've got on DVD or video that you keep meaning to watch but never get round to?

It's possible but it's not very practical. You'd get more enjoyment from a 70p mix-up.

Gold signet ring on little finger of right hand. The epitome of style and class tbh.

At least you aren't drinking yet.

Hope this gets announced this week. Who knows, it could be an early stock exchange release on Monday morning. We can dream....

Nobody expects him to slate them in public, but to praise them when they clearly grossly underperform just make himself look like an absolute idiot. Exactly. I fully understand the concept of giving confidence to the players by talking up less-than-stellar performances. But the players aren't stupid. They know they were fucking shite against City until the last few minutes as does anyone that watched the match on Sky, so why try and tell us and them that they weren't!?

Don't discuss that homs' playground on here please.

He was praising our performances against Watford and Man City yesterday, I could not believe what I was hearing. The bullshit he has been saying in recent weeks is now on a par with Souness. Honestly the man is a fucking moron. I'm sick of the sight of his ferrety little face.

I predict that no matter how badly we get beaten, Roeder will witter on about how the players couldn't give any more. Or some such shit.

Again, I have no idea what you're on about.

Snowboarding?! I thought your back was completely fucked!

Never heard of her.

Not me. Back to work on Monday.

You don't even have to put that much thought into it tbh.

Let you off then daft lad. I'm worried about Obagol's new found love for Daniel Craig's body though, the great big bummer boy!

Why will I love this film? Have you given up reviewing films you haven't seen and taken up reviewing films on behalf of other people that haven't seen them?