Gemmill

You should rub his nose in it tbh. If he wants to behave like an animal, treat him like one!

If he posted on here it would all be in caps lock, guaranteed. And loads of exclamation marks.

I never piss on the floor. Sorry, I just don't. I think part of the issue was that when you mongers accidentally piss on the toilet seat you would just walk off and leave it like that. If I did it, I'd clean it up. It's absolutely rank when someone has a party at their house and you go into the bog to find that some tramp has pissed ALL OVER the bog seat and just left it like that. What is wrong with these animals?!

Merkins. And yes, you can buy them. George Bush goes on about them all the time.

I'm sure he's mentioned something on here about it actually. Reckons it makes it look bigger or something.

Don't know if this has been posted already. http://albertluque.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html

Is Luke shaving his cobblers these days or something? WTF?!

Matt. A rancid floorboard it was. Dickensian tbh.

Surprised Harper didn't play tbh. At NUFC we like to give the players that need surgery one last chance to fully cattle themselves.

Was Garrincha the goat shagger? And 2J, I've admonished you for this before, but I'm not having you talking about these players whose careers were all over before you were even born. Stop it at once.

I still can't get over the fact that I'm seen as some sort of freak for NOT pissing all over the toilet seat/floor every time I go to the bathroom.

I don't listen to Radio 1 really. Even Alan Brazil is preferable to Moyles and Scott Mills is pretty much unlistenable. I would listen to Wiley probably if I was in the car during the day, but that's probably it.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them.

It's not really insomnia though is it? You students just mess up your sleeping patterns by staying up til all hours, and then whine when you can't get to sleep when you need to. FACT!

Incredible isn't it? Is there another club in the country where the coaching staff hold talk-ins in bars and then announce to the fans how shit certain CURRENT players are and how they don't deserve to be playing for the club? I don't think much of Luque and I can well imagine that what Clark is saying is true, but he shouldn't be saying it. Unfortunately Roeder set the tone for this sort of thing when he said that he wished Boumsong hadn't come back after the World Cup. We have no sort of professionalism from the coaching and management staff upwards. Shambles. I disagree, the fans should know why a certain player isn't playing, for example on a saturday u watch a player turn in a truly woeful performance, and u think what do they practice on the training ground if anything if that's the kind of performance he'll produce when it really matters, no matter what league u watch around the world u get the "badge kissers", do they really give a feck about their clubs or supporters, no they don't, as long as they pick up their fat salary at the end of the month they'll be happy, and continue to fleece the club with below par performances and childish behaviour. Bollocks, it should be dealt with professionally within the club. Like I said earlier in the thread, can you see this happening at another club? Do you think Wenger, Ferguson or Benitez would let their coaches sit in front of a bar full of fans and badmouth one of their player? Would they fuck.

A Sonny Liston for the 21st Century.

That's because you keep buying shit ones.

You're talking shite man. In the other thread you said we matched Arsenal for 90 minutes. They were all over us from what I saw and if it wasn't for Given and the odd shot that just went wide etc we would have got a pummeling. Great result and a gritty battling performance, but we looked fuck all like a top 4 side.

Pretty often. Most days backwards and forwards to work. Whenever I've got a decent length journey. I certainly don't think it's only lasting me because I'm under-using it.

Karma's taking its time. I've had the same iPod since 2003.

I don't have problems because I bought an iPod. Just the one. It's never broken.

I was in Holland last week and everywhere I went there were signs in English as well as Dutch, and the announcements on the trains were all in English. I get what you're saying, but I wouldn't have had a fucking clue what I was doing last week without that.

I'm not that bothered tbh as it doesn't affect me at all.

What point are you trying to make, you fucking spaz?

Incredible isn't it? Is there another club in the country where the coaching staff hold talk-ins in bars and then announce to the fans how shit certain CURRENT players are and how they don't deserve to be playing for the club? I don't think much of Luque and I can well imagine that what Clark is saying is true, but he shouldn't be saying it. Unfortunately Roeder set the tone for this sort of thing when he said that he wished Boumsong hadn't come back after the World Cup. We have no sort of professionalism from the coaching and management staff upwards. Shambles.