Gemmill

Face it Gemmill the fact that song is going around in your head means you're fucked anyway. Come on and rock me Pilly Gully!

I reckon by the time she found this book she'd already been through the drinks cabinet. Probably swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels as she read her filth tbh.

Does Sheffield have a gay scene?

Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming! Only to find her frigging herself off (if you'll pardon the expression ) in their marital bed with a copy of Tropic of Cancer open in front of her.

Seen as you've done it to me, I'm going to condemn you all to the same fate, as follows: Ever since seeing Lilly Pilly Gully, my head has been singing that phrase to the tune of Falco's Rock Me Amadeus, and it won't stop. :o So, you bastards! Altogether now.... Lilly Pilly Lilly Pilly Pilly Gully Lilly Pilly Lilly Pilly Pilly Gully Lilly Pilly Lilly Pilly Oh oh Pilly Gully Suffer!

I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello?

Well in Melbourne it's gonna be low-mid 20s each day, I'm going down towards Wilson's Prom on Saturday to stay a few days on the beach. Ahhh, lovely. Wilson's Prom is lush. Have you been to Lilly Pilly Gully btw? Fuck off! Steve, congratulations on making me jealous.

Game, yes. Piss-up, not sure. Is anyone gonna make the effort on Easter or not?

Library? no, someone's wardrobe Because his wife came home early?? him and his wife came home early....I was babysitting Simone!! wasn't my fault...."it fell out " of the wardrobe, the husband was a weirdo ...he had the biggest stash of porn mags I had ever seen in my life ( I was only 15) What a disgrace you are, rooting through people's drawers and wardrobes while they're out. A true daughter of Felling.

"Step up bid"? They shouldn't even have to get out of first gear tbh. Coleman: Glenn boyo, I hear Titus Bramble's contract runs out this summer, isn't it? Roeder: He's yours. Take him. Please?

...to be stuck in work. What's it meant to be like this weekend, anyone know? All Easter weekend plans in this thread please. I'm doing very little, so make me jealous.

I reckon gram should become a pariah on here unless he gives the ticket up. This is like him knowing you've fancied a lass for ages and ages, but she was going out with someone, then he randomly bumps into her and she says she's single, and instead of telling you he immediately asks her out. Then turns up at your house snogging her!

I've got a ticket you can buy if you're interested.. PM on its way to you Paul Damn you Gram and your quickness! Typical, I actually went off to do some work and I've probably missed out! This was MY request damn it! I checked to see if I had your mobile as well cos I was gonna text and tell you in case you were on your way home. The gods were working against you!

I can't even remember that game.

Which arse bandit voted for me?

Don't come crying to me, etc.

Think of yourself as priveleged, look at all the quality posters you're rubbing shoulders with. Besides I said there's only three on that list that I think are a disgrace to life. Sima and Martin Jol are two of them I'd guess. Northern Monkey, Sima and Vic are my three guesses. Two out of three. I used to think Northern Monkey used to write things to wind people up, I now realise he is just a miserable bastard, but one who genuinely cares about NUFC. The third one for me is a disgrace to the very fabric of the NE. Born and bred in Middlesbrough, a Boro fan pretending to support the toon, when admitted to me ON THE DAY of the UEFA Cup Final he was a smoggie. Someone was calling them child molesters, which I haven't done since I grew up, and he got so emotional, "we're good people" aye right, disgrace to Middlesbrough, and he talks shite. Bobby Shinton? DELIMA MANN! Ahh right. I actually thought he was foreign. His writing reads like it. Clearly he's just from Teesside.

bobbyshinton was with ME on the day of the UEFA Cup Final, admitting that he was gay, so it can't have been him.

NSG.

What if I'm thinking about buying a house but I don't know how much hassle it'll be to get it to how I want it? Buy a house with a loft conversion and a conservatory then you cant go wrong, or buy an apartment therefore the thoughts of converting the loft/ adding a conservatory are immaterial. Not necessarily! I have an upstairs flat WITH a conservatory! How does that work then? You just stuck it to the side of the building? Proper gippo job. Moves back and forth once the wind gets up-like being on the bridge of the starship enterprise. Conservatory and deck out the back man. It's Grand Designs-tastic.

Think of yourself as priveleged, look at all the quality posters you're rubbing shoulders with. Besides I said there's only three on that list that I think are a disgrace to life. Sima and Martin Jol are two of them I'd guess. Northern Monkey, Sima and Vic are my three guesses.

Voted Vic. No way should I be on that list though.

Our survey says.......! I always forget who the dirty bastards are though when I'm there. Watch out for the momentary look of panic when someone extends their hand as I try to recall if they're one of the fucking "Whey me cock's clean like" brigade.

Urgh! He touches men's willies with it, you know! More to the point I've shaken your hand before and you've touched your willie with it! Insta-stiffy for you on that occasion.

What if I'm thinking about buying a house but I don't know how much hassle it'll be to get it to how I want it? Buy a house with a loft conversion and a conservatory then you cant go wrong, or buy an apartment therefore the thoughts of converting the loft/ adding a conservatory are immaterial. Not necessarily! I have an upstairs flat WITH a conservatory!