Gemmill

Black America went mental celebrating his acquittal an'all. Crazy people.

Aye that's probably right actually. I just heard 18m and assumed that was the dollar figure.

Has he still not paid up on that? $18m wasn't it.

Lucky bastard.

What was Rupert Murdoch even thinking of with this? He's pulled it at the last minute (both the programme and the book), but Jesus wept!? It's in pretty bad taste and not much fun for the families of the murdered to have to listen to the bloke who blatantly did kill them describe how he would have done it had it been him....which of course, it was. No surprises OJ agreeing to it though - I remember seeing him on that Ruby Wax documentary where he thought it would be a good idea to leap at her with a knife pretending to stab her Psycho style.

Not more racism

They must have been from the dreaded Gamesmaster branch of the Crips. What those mofos won't do for a games console is nobody's business. Bust a cap MUTHAFUCKA! Crips in New Orleans? have a word Gemma. I've been to New Orleans MUTHAFUCKA! I started up a branch there.

Kiss knob. Snigger.

They must have been from the dreaded Gamesmaster branch of the Crips. What those mofos won't do for a games console is nobody's business. Bust a cap MUTHAFUCKA!

I assume the block he's referring to is the one where he rushed out and ended up injuring Van Persie. It was quality. Maybe even Renton will soon start believing that he's not Fergie's double agent.

Good name to bring up, Puskas played 354 games for Kispest/Honved and scored 357 goals. For Real Madrid he played 179 games and scored 155 goals. He played 85 games for Hungary and scored 84 goals. I doubt Pele or Maradona could match that goals to games record. Teams played 4-2-4, had no idea how to defend, and the keepers were shit in those days. I'm not saying he wasn't a good player, but I reckon his goal scoring record would be a lot more modest in the modern game.

I've just discovered that you can work out the chances of someone having a higher pocket pair than you thus: (Number of ranks higher than the pocket pair you hold x Number of players remaining)/2 So if you're holding pocket 10s and there are 6 players remaining there's a 12% chance of someone holding a higher pocket pair. If all of you already knew this, then shame on you for not sharing.

Pacino is quality in Insomnia btw. He genuinely looks completely fucking wrecked.

I don't think BA (not Baracas, he would never have got on a plane, unless of course he drank some of Murdoch's doctored milk) have done anything wrong here. The rules seem to be clearly set out for her job. Silly bint... Aye reading the policy she doesn't really have a leg to stand on. Surely her faith is a personal matter anyway, so having to wear the cross under her uniform really shouldn't be an issue. I would have thought the fact that she knows that she's wearing it should be enough. Unless she's trying to ward off vampires.

However her point is just as valid. I'm not really bothered whether she wears her cross or not, but when she start coming out with "It is written in the bible...." and quoting scripture she looks a bit daft imo. If BA let her wear the cross it'll not be because of something that's written in the bible. Although, yes, she should be allowed to wear it if she wants.

This woman who works for BA and wants to have her cross on show is just as annoying as that silly bitch who wanted to teach kids through a veil. She's on GMTV now quoting from the bible to defend her position the fucking mental case.

Whatever mingers!

Tay-tay-tay-tay.

I didn't have a lot of options. No doubt you would have shat on the floorboard and just scuffed it in to the rancid grain with your slipper.

Aye, that's nee fun that like. However, they've got it right with some of thier urinals. Did you notice, for example, that in Schipol airport, they've got a picture of a fly on the inside of the urinal? Don't know if this is true, but I was told that it's there so that people aim for it, as it's the best place on the bowl to hit to avoid spashback etc, and manky puddles round the floor. They wash out when you walk away from them aswell, mint. Aye I've noticed that on the urinals there. Went into the "casino" in Schipol on Friday. It's basically a Nobles Amusements.

I'm basically right though. You're not an insomniac, you just have no established sleeping pattern through your own actions. FACT!

I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif. Have you put some tramlines in?

At the hotel in Holland last week the way the toilet was set up, there was basically a shelf that you shat on, and not until you flushed did everything actually go down into the water. You would be AMAZED at how much your turd dropping straight into the water masks the stench. It was disgusting. As soon as I'd made a deposit onto the shelf I had to flush while I was still sat there or I would have puked into my kegs.

What's this about you shaving your knackers, Lukeabeanus?