Gemmill

Aye a goal would be nice. If I'm being fussy I'd like it before half time. Actually I'd like one in each half.

Fat Tit more like!

I will NEVER forget my first English lesson in senior school, and the great big camp English teacher announcing that he would start the reading. The room fell silent..............and then in this awful high-pitched attempt at an American accent: "TOM! TOM! Where IS that boy?!"

Remember the old Tom Sawyer TV series. It was class. I can still remember the theme tune.

I'm glad they've blocked it. Keep the smokers paying through the nose for their filthy habit.

Don't worry, I am. I'll do it on your behalf.

He's a fucking dwarf tbh. Silly woman.

Aye some lass at work has had me buying tabs for her the last couple of weeks I've been in Holland. 39 Euros for 200 where they're about £45 for 200 over here. She smokes Mayfair though so I look like a right Harry Ramp at the airport.

If this goes through Christ knows where the government are gonna make up the shortfall in lost revenue. Tax increases ahoy.

Only southern mongs refer to people as ginners tbh.

Still bitter you didn't get the Bilbo role tbh.

Honestly I reckon peasepud is the NE's premier peeping tom from his vantage point in the baltic flats. Seems to me like he spends all his time at the window with a telescope and his camera. Disturbing.

Fucking PJ. Get a grip woman!

That is blatantly bullshit.

Dunno how you dare post in this thread after blatantly trying to shag the lass!

Paully's review of the Arsenal match on TF is class, describing Craig Moore separately as "Crocodile Dundee" and "the man who hates stingrays."

Sounds like the start of a Streets song.

Fixed it for you.

Don't worry, I'd keep an eye on the fat twat. Put cameras in if needs be.

Pay for me to go on holiday and get a tan and I'll do it You don't need to go on holiday to get a tan, gypistani! Switch the lights on at home and you start to darken.

A 3 Amigos salute to every 10th customer.

You bastard! Although it means that the gap is still there in the market. Is there any of us looks hispanic though? No one's gonna buy burritos off someone with blond eyebrows.

We could club together, pool our funds and open a Toontastic burrito shop with themed burritos named after usernames. Obviously "The Fish" would just be a tortilla filled with lard.

I really need to know where this burrito place in the town is. Newcastle could do with a decent sushi bar too.

Theres a new Burrita Bar in town according to GRT from NO Where? And who's GRT?