Gemmill

Almost certainly assumed the rules wouldn't apply to him.

Thoughts are with Kevin the Gerbil.

He'll be relishing his next wage negotiation, that's for sure.

"decent when he gets going" sounds like me on the dancefloor.

All I can picture is the bloke at the start of The Godfather going "a suspended sentence!?"

I like to think she was just giving that joke (jurrrk) every last bit of the respect that it deserves.

There's only 200 spots a year, I think. 711 arrived yesterday.

🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

Rwanda deterrent latest.

Is that the one that looked like Clarence Boddicker on his leaflet, and had (corbyn) written next to Labour?

"I've been clear..." Toryspeak.

They've been feathering the bed for a "bad for Labour" story all week. It all starts tomorrow afternoon when/if Houchen sneaks through after only giving up a 19 point swing to Labour which, if repeated in the region in a GE, would see the Tories wiped out.

That sweet, sweet Rwanda bounce.

Wild listening to people in the media saying that the Tories have successfully managed to put the media focus onto the Tees Valley and West Midlands mayoral races, which they have a chance of winning. I mean, you know you're talking about yourself and how easy you've been to manipulate, don't you? It's like they've been hypnotised.

https://theathletic.com/5461119/2024/05/02/pep-guardiola-time-to-quit?source=user-shared-article Makes some good points. He should leave this summer, take the England job, win the WC in 2026. But most importantly, he should get the fuck out of the PL and give someone else a go at winning things.

No such thing as an ex topless model really. You're only ever off duty.

Multiple rear of the year winner, I believe. And ex topless model too. Great lass.

Aye, they'll be paying peanuts and if you're demanding people go into the office in London, you've just handed them a chunky effective paycut and at least an hour either end of their working day. Maybe similar in Manchester. I know not everyone gets to work from home but once you do, and when you're in a job that absolutely doesn't require you to be in an office, having some daft cunt come along and tell you you're now in the office 5 days a week is a big problem. Morale will be stinking.

PM'd you!

Every time I've seen this bloke speak, he's dripping with arrogance. If he's delivered this news to the staff with that arrogance on display, a lot of people will just leave. Anyway, fuck them. I think this bloke is gonna be a fucking disaster for them though. He seems to be taking the Ashley approach of thinking you can just transfer hard nosed business practices into football, and have it work.

Of course aye, it's all yours if he's interested. 👍

Man United have their very own Mike Ashley. Short thread if you click through.

Babadooooook! I feel like ewerk here.