Gemmill

I don't give a fuck about his resale value or that he might come good. We're in a relegation battle, and at the moment, he's the worst striking option we have. Fuck him, and fuck the 9million, it's not like we've never pissed money away before. He's shit, so no need to play him. Oba, Dyer and Sibierski are rightfully ahead of him. Exactly. Just outside the relegation zone is not the time to be giving a waster a go to see if he comes good. If he doesn't we might just find ourselves back in the relegation zone. No thanks.

Roeder's just said in his interview that the players have started calling Taylor Forest Gump after the celebration. Run Forest Run!

Anyone that can get through the books deserves a share of Tolkien's estate tbh. Unreadable shite imo.

Let's see you in your duffle coat, Paddington 2Twats!!

Mark, your patter is lifting. You've been playing for 5 minutes, but you KNOW you can outplay everyone. Fuck off man.

Taylor's celebration was fucking hilarious. Dead pleased for him.

I was in America. Nowt to do with me.

You CURSED us!

Just read the wiki on it. Sounds nasty.

Just a minute ago I somehow managed to completely forget about the match and was imagining a lazy night in watching shit telly. Then I remembered about the match and was instantly gutted.

He'd kick you up the arse and you'd cry tbh.

Aye blatantly an attempted neck-theft.

You bearded tit!

I can't get away with bare feet on the tile floors any more, or I get pains in me knees. A hex on the twisted topic starter tbh. Tone down the workout music, Simmons. You're over-exerting.

She was a tall lass actually. And pretty. Blonde bird. But honestly she had an arse and then just nothing beneath it on the one side.

Reminds me - at the Jimmy Carr thing last week he made about 5 minutes worth of Heather Mills jokes. Anyway, stood outside afterwards and this lass emerges from the exit. On crutches. With one leg amputated pretty much at the arse. With her boyfriend. Must have been a pretty uncomfortable 5 minutes for the pair of them.

FansFC. Have a word with yourself, Hayton!

I reckon Cherie could smoke 40 at once. Just line them up along that horrible grin of hers. Remember reading someone say that her smile reminds them of the media centre at Lords.

I knew you weren't that old really. I liked Cath's compliment at the last piss-up though - "You're probably the trendiest old bloke I know."

Still the thought of him dancing about at work at that age to that Trance CD has me rolling. Especially with his bad knees!

White Zinfandel tbh. Can't beat it.

You must be late 40s/early 50s though, right snakey?

There's another bloke charged as well isn't there? Several times now he's been involved in unsavoury goings-on on nights out though, sooner or later you start wondering whether they aren't true. Genuinely unpleasant bloke I reckon.

Hello there. Nice pic. Looks to me like you've drugged Shearer though.

I hope (if he's guilty) that he gets done for this.