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Re the scarves - which I didn't get , me and Cath were talking to one of the stewards that works on the disabled access turnstiles, and he was saying that the lad working the turnstile next to him got filled in by some dickheads so that they could steal his last box of scarves. Imagine what a scummy tramp you would have to be to do something like that. Supposedly he had a bite mark on his hand of one of the little tramps. Hope they've got the culprits on camera and they lose their tickets if they're regulars. They should set some gallows up on the pitch before the next game and hang them by their ill gotten gains.

Hayek. Not even close.

No labels on the axes. Come on, as a maths graduate, you should know that that's unforgivable.

Season tickets + General Sale tickets sold. BLATANTLY.

I'm looking for that Chinese bloke off NO.

Agree with that. King Neptune wins, though they don't do buffets so may not be much use for the person who started the thread. Landmark was started by the people originally at the King Neptune but for some reason on the lunchtimes has basically the menu from the king neptune but with less choice! Its nice, but King Neptune wins for me. King Neptune is the King of the non-buffets, its a little bit more expensive then the other non-buffets, but well worth it. Especially the deep fried garlic prawns! And the hot and spicy lamb, they cook it so well you could eat the lamb without any teeth! Is that where you take your dates then?

Similar thread on NO and I'll say the same thing here: He's basically not very good, but he works hard and at the minute he keeps scoring. Still not good enough and nothing worth wetting your kegs over. I'm pleased he's doing well though.

The Cream of Sum Yung Guy?

Dragon House is nice.

Butt looked a lot better than him. Butt basically operates like a defensive midfielder and is comfortable in that role. Parker looks like he's not quite sure what he is, which leaves Emre in the same quandary. Emre looks a lot happier/better alongside Butt - like he's been let off the leash.

Martins looks like he's adjusting. Still not convinced he's £10m worth, but he certainly looks a much better player than when he first turned up.

Blatantly copying the Guardian tbh.

I wonder how that article would have ended if he'd been listening to Steps.

Ahhh, I see. Good holiday btw? You've been away haven't you?

Tbf though, you called me a fat bastard plenty before you met me. What's the Tenerife diet? Are you sure you're 6 foot btw?

snakey, Cath mightn't be there today, so I'm sure she'll take your scarf off your hands. Maybe one day she'll even buy a warm coat.

According to BMI I'm Obese (well actually just "overweight" now, I've been shedding the kilos) when I have a body like adonis with a tiny little pot belly. Joke tbh. For "tiny pot belly" read "from the side I look like a capital D" You look like a capital O from any angle you care to look.

I know very little about cricket, but Steve Harmison's body language is on a par with Luque's at the minute. Looks like he'd rather be anywhere but in Australia.

The bairns love him. I've actually seen him described as "class" on there. I just want to hurt these people.

Does your dad know?

I read that as highly retarded.

Because the Tevez and Mascherano thing always looked a bit fishy tbh. If this is the standard of player they're investing in, they'll leave us behind imo. Also, Shepherd and Roeder should take note - approaching clubs about their players prior to January is permitted, the player just can't move until then. Might be an idea lads given how successful you were in three months over the summer.

Willing to pay £10m apparently. Won't be long before we're clinging to their coat tails imo. It could and should have been so very different if someone was running this club properly. A pre-emptive fuck off to Leazes for his filled post about what a great job Shepherd has been doing. 17th in the league and going nowhere. That's us. West Ham, Spurs, Villa, clubs that we could scoff at a few years ago, all leaving us behind.

I think it's been said before, but Patrokles would be Jack Black's character on High Fidelity.