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I would be making a list of all of the players we have registered for Europe who don't get a game normally and cobbling together a team from it. With the injuries we've got we should be resting pretty much anyone we can for what is pretty much a meaningless game. I don't see Fener winning their next two games.

Spaz!

Did you mean penetration though? Penetrance is a medical term isn't it?

I haven't watched that Frida film. Hayek is quality, but I've no desire to see her walk around looking like Burt from Burt and Ernie.

Is that why Thompson and Luke are keeping themselves baldy as well? Was it at your request?

Yeah that Frida thing was definitely a mistake.

Prevent glare from the floodlights.

I don't understand how anyone has time to properly sit and read a daily paper tbh.

When I buy a paper I buy the Guardian or the Observer. I generally don't bother getting one though.

The missus got an invite to a special opening there last week and she thought it was excellent. Mind you, she quite liked that shite buffet in the gate Nah it's nice. Basically a noodle bar. Nice if you like that sort of thing. Noodles that is.

Penetrance????

He's doing a decent enough job for us. He's quite mobile too despite his lack of pace. What is a nice change from our 9.5m super-sprinter... That twat walked from the pitch shaking his head yesterday, and when someone tossed him one of those Lucozade pouch things he batted it away like a bairn in a huff. Anyone else spot it? No. Nobody saw it, caus it didn't happen. You are making it up in order to curry favour with the Luque haters. You sad, sad, man. You were probably already in the pub, you drunken lush!

So did I just offer up some savvy computer advice (kind of).

There is something you can do in Windows where you can look at any connected pieces of hardware on your computer. What you then do is delete the ones that are currently there relating to the DVD drive, and then tell it to scan for new hardware and it will reinstall the drivers for the DVD drive. The only problem is I can't remember how you access this page in Windows.

He's doing a decent enough job for us. He's quite mobile too despite his lack of pace. What is a nice change from our 9.5m super-sprinter... That twat walked from the pitch shaking his head yesterday, and when someone tossed him one of those Lucozade pouch things he batted it away like a bairn in a huff. Anyone else spot it?

If you've got a programmable DVD player you can programme the chapters to play in the right order. I've never bothered though. Class film.

Shearer's analysis of him on MOTD was spot on. Total lack of movement or anticipation most of the time. We could do with getting Shearer or Owen to have a word with him.

Someone posted it on NO. Tribalfootball I think, so hopefully it's bollocks. He's worth 3 or 4 at a push IMO.

Nicked this off NO. Jesus wept tbh.

At the time I thought there was something weird when James saved from Emre in the second half, and it didn't occur to me what it was until I watched it on MOTD last night. Basically it was just the fact that Emre was beyond the penalty spot having a shot. I can't remember having ever seen him that far up the pitch before.

We are apparently being linked with an ELEVEN MILLION POUND January swoop for Harewood, so that's where they're getting the money for SWP from.

Legend.

They're opening up a Wagamama in Eldon Square, overlooking Old Eldon Square. Now Renton, I know that it's a chain, and I've only been there once, but it was nice.

Solano looks like a proper cultured right back. Puts Stephen Carr to shame. Mind if he comes up against a flyer on the wing he'd maybe have a shit afternoon of it, but I reckon his football brain will probably get him out of a lot of scrapes that Carr wouldn't be able to cope with. I would hope we've seen the last of that idiot at right back.

Has had a few decent games, but unless Nigel Pearson is a miracle worker, he'll revert to type before too long. If he's still playing like this come March then we'd have to think about renewing his contract.