Gemmill

Quite possibly the most embarassing admission I've seen made on this board. Arsed. Went with the ex-bird when I lived in America. It's not like I travelled to see her or even wanted to go.

manc-mag seems a canny lad though but.

I've seen her in concert. Garbage tbh. Turned up on stage an hour late too. Ooo what a fucking diva you are, you muscle-bound bitch.

sammy's been wanking at work again.

I am not thinking so tbh.

Haway, he's German, he's gonna need a pointer or two. Ok, night night!

Twatmag! There's your starter for 10!

Awww. See if you can hide somewhere and get some kip. Good luck. Speaking of which I shall be retiring presently. Good evening to all.

I don't have that option. My body is so hardcore and so ready for punishment that it refuses to allow me to sleep through my hangovers. I get up at 6 or so and live through the pain.

Are we sane tonight or delirious from lack of sleep?

Just you I suspect, Lennon.

Your standard spirits are probably a good bet for lesser hangovers. Any alcopops, light beers, beers with silly gimmicks (lemon twists or any of that shit) will be packed with chemicals and will put you in a world of pain. Stella is horrific for that.

... I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun? We don't have to take our......CLOTHES OFF! To have a good time. NO NO!

They're in Hollywood man, they'll be baaaldy waxified.

As a hangover cure? That's pretty fucking hardcore!

Vote with your heart, Matt. Natural I think. Pretty sure actually.

Cruz is a duckface.

Do what the doc says, then when you wake up have 2 paracetamol, 2 ibuprofen and a zantac. Cath's killer hangover cure. You should be ok with all that. Some red bull will sort out the tiredness thing.

Finally someone with some sense. How much vinegar are these people putting on to risk washing all the salt off their chips ffs? Inhuman amounts.

You have to order them. Should be able to order and get it on the same day if you ring up early enough though.

I'm not throwing it on with a bucket, woman!

Salt before vinegar, you fucking spastics!

Aye I started a thread about it 3 weeks back. Zammo started crying at one point cos he was having bother with the task they set him. Titpiece.

In Italy dealing with a family matter apparently. Think someone in his family died.

I'm not racist, but.......... There's nothing more annoying than getting a customer service representative in a call centre in India (or anywhere else for that matter) that doesn't speak sufficient English to provide customer service. Wholly fucking unacceptable.