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It's 16.5.

This qualifies as a victory for them atm.

This is the result the stupid cunts have been crowing about all morning. Halfon calling it the "biggest comeback since Lazarus" even though they lost 5 seats and thought they had clung on by one, but now apparently haven't.

Thread. A perfect summation of Sunak's purgatory.

Aye, if the Teesport thing blows up before the election, Sunak is in the BLAST ZONE.

Tees Valley has gone to Houchen by the sound of it. Labour conceding but pointing to the swing.

Fair play. Gives him a proper telling off and Anderson sounds scolded.

Windmilling randoms on Gossie high street later if anyone fancies it.

Which will be even worse with additional tactical voting in a GE. They can hang on to November for me, it's only gonna get worse for them if they do.

James Daly on Sky basically saying "if Houchen wins tomorrow it's all fine". That'll go down like a shit sarnie with ousted Tory councillors across the nation, I'm sure.

I'm up! And so far, it's TORYGEDDON! Rushmoor has fallen to Labour, which even Blair didn't manage. RUSHMOOR HAS FALLEN! Blackpool result coming in the next half hour or so.

Almost certainly assumed the rules wouldn't apply to him.

Thoughts are with Kevin the Gerbil.

He'll be relishing his next wage negotiation, that's for sure.

"decent when he gets going" sounds like me on the dancefloor.

All I can picture is the bloke at the start of The Godfather going "a suspended sentence!?"

I like to think she was just giving that joke (jurrrk) every last bit of the respect that it deserves.

There's only 200 spots a year, I think. 711 arrived yesterday.

🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

Rwanda deterrent latest.