Gemmill

Proper little charmer isn't he? That's junior school disco standard.

Ohhhhhhhhhh the irony! That said, Durham is a fucking cock-end. Brazil is spot on, they way he was ripping the fuck out of the twats who tow cars away this morning was class. Beecroft winds the fuck out of me, Mike Parry is just laughable. For it to be ironic, I would need to be ginger, dicksplash! It's like admitting you are gay Gemmill, once you admit it you will feel so much better in yourself. Plus you will be eligable for to utilise the ginga gay support groups that keep emailing you You liked your ginga mop so much that you grew a matching beard freakboy! And prior to that you had dreads to draw attention to your ginga-ness. Strange!

*Generic too-cool-to-express-outrage post*

Ohhhhhhhhhh the irony! That said, Durham is a fucking cock-end. Brazil is spot on, they way he was ripping the fuck out of the twats who tow cars away this morning was class. Beecroft winds the fuck out of me, Mike Parry is just laughable. For it to be ironic, I would need to be ginger, dicksplash!

I Sky +'d it.

You only like either if you can attach your house keys to them, you ginger freak!

I blame the fans. Or the pensioners. Probably both tbh. You ARE both tbh!

Fucking horrendous.

I'm assuming he means the board. I would have thought most people were messing on tbh. Except me obviously.

Raping a disabled child for asking for an ice-cream? Fucking hell lad!

I'm sure Luke has mentioned before that he's of Polish descent. Blatantly won't stand on the bus for grannies tbh.

She clearly meant that you're quite the prick.

Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose. Wasn't it 2 foot in circumference or something? He actually talked about getting to 22 inches and not being satisfied that it was fat enough. I was a bit wary starting the thread tbh cos I anticipated lots of jibes about being gay. Then I remembered that I was starting the thread and was unlikely to abuse myself.

You're right, Marcotti isn't bright enough to be on the wind-up. He genuinely thinks he knows everything. If I was co-presenting and he shouted me down like he does the likes of Kinghorn, I'd go to a break, and make him eat his microphone.

Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in.

Honestly though, you've seen nowt like it. He was sitting clothed and there was obviously something not quite right in the front of his jeans, then eventually the interviewer asked if he could see it. This bloke goes, "I thought you'd never ask" and dropped his strides to reveal this enormous red mess with two bollocks (literally) the size of grapefruit, and this knob that was just like a pulverised steak. It looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it. He even announced "I call it the blob" as he exposed it. And he's there trying to pretend he's pleased with the whole thing.

Did anyone see it? About blokes obsessed with their knobs. They had this gay fella on there who had spent years injecting silicone into his knob to the point where it was just an enormous blob of flesh. It was fucking weird. He's no longer able to have sex because it's just this completely misshapen mess, but he kept going on about how the joy he got from the journey of creating this mess between his legs was enough to make up for that. Fucking strange people around.

What's Ally on about?

There's a few off here going I think.

No flies on this lot.

Look what you've done!? The forum has pretty much come to a standstill since your bum fun comments!

The trio of question marks just daring me to say no.

Dont knock it till you've tried it tbh. I'm not keen on champagne mate. Or poo.

Chez drinks champagne from lass's arses or something btw. Strange fella!