Gemmill

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...rts/6191832.stm The basic story is that an email was sent round the police station which showed a black man running from police in the US and being decapitated when he jumped from a flyover. The investigation into the emails showed that of all of the replies and comments that were added as it was forwarded on, NONE were found to be of a racist nature. And yet on the way home last night on Radio 5, the head of the Black Police Association is on the radio denouncing the whole thing as racist. No matter how many times the lass that was interviewing him said, "But it could just as easily have been a white person. There were no racist comments. Are you telling me it would have been racist then?". His response was just "But it wasn't a white person. Let's not play hypotheticals." When she pointed out that it had been forwarded on by black and Asian officers, his response was "Well maybe they're racist too." It was infuriating listening to the bloke. As far as I'm concerned, the email was in poor taste and is definitely something that should be dealt with internally as a "mis-use of IT" matter, but for this idiot to blow it up out of all proportion and call it racist and "disrespectful to the black people that live in Hertfordshire" is pathetic.

Proper little charmer isn't he? That's junior school disco standard. If he was skint he'd probably still be a virgin. The state of him man! Can you imagine that little midget no-neck gargoyle standing in front of a lass and tell her she's not good looking. It's like being told you're a shit dancer by a bloke with no legs. He's lucky she didn't have him by the throat. In fact it's probably only the fact that he doesn't have a neck to grab that stopped her.

I pretty much always stand on the metro anyway to avoid any human contact with its diseased inhabitants, but on the odd occasion where I've sat down, if there's any pregnant lasses, old birds or old blokes get on I'll get up and let them sit down... ....UNLESS they get on and before I've had a chance to get out of my seat start tutting and making comments about how no one ever gets up these days. Then I don't like to disappoint them by proving them wrong. You can tell it's happening less though because there's genuine surprise when you actually do get up for someone. It wouldn't even occur to the PARENTS of the current generation of charver tramps to do it, so there's no way their kids will.

I would go. Saw Paul Weller do an acoustic set with Gem out of Oasis and that was canny enough.

Proper little charmer isn't he? That's junior school disco standard.

Ohhhhhhhhhh the irony! That said, Durham is a fucking cock-end. Brazil is spot on, they way he was ripping the fuck out of the twats who tow cars away this morning was class. Beecroft winds the fuck out of me, Mike Parry is just laughable. For it to be ironic, I would need to be ginger, dicksplash! It's like admitting you are gay Gemmill, once you admit it you will feel so much better in yourself. Plus you will be eligable for to utilise the ginga gay support groups that keep emailing you You liked your ginga mop so much that you grew a matching beard freakboy! And prior to that you had dreads to draw attention to your ginga-ness. Strange!

*Generic too-cool-to-express-outrage post*

Ohhhhhhhhhh the irony! That said, Durham is a fucking cock-end. Brazil is spot on, they way he was ripping the fuck out of the twats who tow cars away this morning was class. Beecroft winds the fuck out of me, Mike Parry is just laughable. For it to be ironic, I would need to be ginger, dicksplash!

I Sky +'d it.

You only like either if you can attach your house keys to them, you ginger freak!

I blame the fans. Or the pensioners. Probably both tbh. You ARE both tbh!

Fucking horrendous.

I'm assuming he means the board. I would have thought most people were messing on tbh. Except me obviously.

Raping a disabled child for asking for an ice-cream? Fucking hell lad!

I'm sure Luke has mentioned before that he's of Polish descent. Blatantly won't stand on the bus for grannies tbh.

She clearly meant that you're quite the prick.

Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose. Wasn't it 2 foot in circumference or something? He actually talked about getting to 22 inches and not being satisfied that it was fat enough. I was a bit wary starting the thread tbh cos I anticipated lots of jibes about being gay. Then I remembered that I was starting the thread and was unlikely to abuse myself.

You're right, Marcotti isn't bright enough to be on the wind-up. He genuinely thinks he knows everything. If I was co-presenting and he shouted me down like he does the likes of Kinghorn, I'd go to a break, and make him eat his microphone.

Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in.

Honestly though, you've seen nowt like it. He was sitting clothed and there was obviously something not quite right in the front of his jeans, then eventually the interviewer asked if he could see it. This bloke goes, "I thought you'd never ask" and dropped his strides to reveal this enormous red mess with two bollocks (literally) the size of grapefruit, and this knob that was just like a pulverised steak. It looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it. He even announced "I call it the blob" as he exposed it. And he's there trying to pretend he's pleased with the whole thing.

Did anyone see it? About blokes obsessed with their knobs. They had this gay fella on there who had spent years injecting silicone into his knob to the point where it was just an enormous blob of flesh. It was fucking weird. He's no longer able to have sex because it's just this completely misshapen mess, but he kept going on about how the joy he got from the journey of creating this mess between his legs was enough to make up for that. Fucking strange people around.

What's Ally on about?

There's a few off here going I think.

No flies on this lot.