Gemmill

I can just see you coming down the stairs a la Danny La Rue: I *kick!* am what I am *kick!* and what I am *kick!* needs no excuses *leg over bannister and pout*

The Fish is doing a good job of not getting involved in the arguments with Leazes.

I'm glad we're away tbh. Christmas and New Year are expensive enough without another home game to go to. We should beat them, but Christ knows what team will turn up that day.

From the look of things, it was the same one you usually attend. You went as well, I see.

It's not even a sport man. Give the award to the horse by all means, but not the toffy nosed fucker that's sat on it.

Was there a comedy seminar over the weekend that you lot all attended?

December 4th The month end reporting process you peasants! The month has to finish before my genius accounting mind goes to work analysing the figures.

Ryder Cup team probably. Even though it's become something of a cakewalk.

Hey, it's month end, I'm busy!

Why not? It only took about 10 seconds to come up with both the thought and the post. Less time than it took most people to post rubbishing it.

On a 5 month loan he would be an excellent signing to see us through til Owen's return. Not gonna happen like, but it would be class if it did.

Ali.

I'd sooner Clarke won it than any of the other names listed though. Zara Phillips?!

Andy Murray ffs. Good player and a great prospect, but I've detected no trace of a personality.

Lots of insecurity in this thread from the full pockets brigade.

AKA Joey Comparing Wacky with Joey Deacon is BANG out of order.

your not wrang there like...went to party in the Park a few years back and some dodgy paki geezer wiht no licence tried to " do us a deal" Oh dear, couple of drinks and she's in the NF!

If I've got stuff I need to carry, I'll carry it in a bag. Something other than a Netto carrier. That sort of thing might be ok when you're from Byker, but the more refined gent can carry a man bag with confidence.

So now your sister's getting a second hand 3 phone! You really don't like her very much do you?! aw behave Bianca Of course i like her! shes more like a mum to me than a sis, being 14 years older than me. she looked after me when our mum died. The phone wont be secondhand....but i have to make sure it works ok for her....else i'll have to change it. 14 years older than you?! That's pensionable age, isn't it??

aye, and you think the board you call shit would conjure up 20m quid to buy the forwards we really need on top of the money for him, assuming you still stupidly think defenders is our main need and priority ... I've really missed this shit.

So now your sister's getting a second hand 3 phone! You really don't like her very much do you?!

Which night this weekend will you be drinking yourself into an embarrassing drunken mess, Radgie dearest?

My mate used to be on 3. Might as well have walked around with a couple of tins connected by a string. They might have improved but it was nigh on impossible to have a conversation with him on his 3 phone. Sorry.

got my spelling from my dad who uses the word frequently. He says it's a scottish word and that's how it's spelt. Dictionary.com and you bunch of pedantic arseticklers seem to disagree however. Dictionary.com says it's of french origin. I don't know why you felt the need to point out that your father can't spell either. Now I think poorly of him too.

Bloody hell, it doesn't seem 5 minutes since we had them up last year.