Gemmill

Snakes with tits.

You're not posting from beyond the grave, are you? What's the internet connection like up there? Heavenly.

Never mind being a psychologist, it was a pretty fucking insensitive thing to say when a few posts earlier someone posts that their friend committed suicide last week ffs.

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo I'd reckon he may... just possibly... have been taking the piss out of himself? I don't really think he's so far up himself he'd get dressed up like that... I expect it was done tongue in cheek. but don't let that get between you harsh bastards an yer fun Have you seen the lad's youtube videos? I suspect he was 100% serious. And don't go giving him an out either.

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh!

No, I haven't got that. Will have a look when I get home. There's an imageshack firefox extension as well that lets you right click an image and imageshack it - probably a similar thing to what you're talking about though?

Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit!

Old Orleans gets the treatment: Reminds me of when we had our work socials (once a month they would put a couple of hundred quid behind the bar here) and the fucking secretaries would finish half an hour early, take the money down and have drank nearly all of it ordering £5 cocktails by the time anyone else turned up (the bitches would actually have a drink in their hand and another two each hoarded on a table). Sluts indeed.

Renton, you couldn't even get to the pub for a pre-match drink last week because, and I quote, "I feel too weak". All because you'd had a poo! The lad has stitches in a bad gash in his thigh, of course he shouldn't play. Now shut it, the pair of you. Especially you Renton, where are your medical qualifications now, eh?! Seems I'm one step ahead of you on this one!

Gash. Clever. Cut or no cut, he should play. He is just as likely to pull his hamstring the day before, the day after, or even pulling his wallet out of his trouser pocket (he doesn't have a man bag) so if he is fit to play, he should play. Reading is another must-win game. Lose it and more pressure comes on the Blackbum game than would be felt if we went there on the back of a win against Reading. If he's got a gash on his leg which still has stitches in, then he's not fit to play, you silly old Whitley Bay mongoloid!

FACTS.

I believe the Scottish football team actually won some games for the first time in around 18 years as well. Maybe they should be in with a shout?

Bet you only turned up for your birthday thread and were FUMING, frantically clicking on them all thinking "Someone better have started one with a cryptic thread title, or this place can just FUCK RIGHT OFF!" an'all.

Proof if any were needed that what I'm saying is true though!

I didn't think you'd turn up cos you've been hiding from us all! So I'll say happy birthday now that you have!

Re Dyer - if he's not running properly because of the gash in his leg, then it opens up the possibility of his hamstring going. You can't run normally if you've got a gash that's healing on the side of your thigh.

I have a group of mates going to Whistler in a month, the currrrrrrnts Supposed to be really nice there. I'm not much of a skier - used to go to Tahoe for weekends when I lived over there - but the ex-bird went to Whistler and reckoned it was class. Dirt cheap too with the Canadian peso. It was dirt cheap. I had the opportunity to go there, but you have to really go for a fornight. I am buying a house so couldnt really afford £2k on a holiday so early I have been biking there and wow I would love to goto Tahoe too Shame about the timing for you! All the ski resorts in Tahoe turn into biking places in the summer an'all, I think. Only went once in the summer, but I just sat in the sun. shinton, your mate is a lucky bastard. Loads of Aussies and Brits working there though - canny life, I imagine.

I have a group of mates going to Whistler in a month, the currrrrrrnts Supposed to be really nice there. I'm not much of a skier - used to go to Tahoe for weekends when I lived over there - but the ex-bird went to Whistler and reckoned it was class. Dirt cheap too with the Canadian peso.

Shit joke, but the thought of a prossie repeatedly farting in Renton's face helped a bit.

Go to Tahoe tbh.

Its their prevalence in France that put me off them tbh There's a difference between what I carry and what those Euroboys carry. I'm not talking about one of those tiny little rucksacks that they wear over both shoulders. The ones that are about the size of a scrotum and sit in the middle of their backs. Mine is just a proper bag. NAILS tbh.

Dyer not playing cos of the gash on his leg which is probably fair enough tbh. Disappointing though.

I should have known I'd get no sense out of you fucking peasants. Both so bent you moved to France, yet you see fit to take the piss out of CAPTAIN HETERO.

I really don't get the deal with bags. If I say went to town and knew I was gonna go and buy a book and a CD or something. If I had a bag with me I could put them in it, and not have to walk around carrying carrier bags. I might have a paper or an iPod in there too. If I then went to the pub with this stuff, what would be the problem? I'm not talking about going for a night out carrying a bag - night out I have cash, cards and keys, not even a wallet - or going out specifically to go to the pub with a bag, but if you're doing other things that will involve you carrying something, then a bag is just plain old common sense.