Gemmill

That comes as no great surprise.

On the telly yesterday one of the commentators said the Aussies call Hoggard 'The Janitor', or something similar as 'he is always cleaning up other people's mistakes.' Thought it was class how the Aussies have taken to calling Bell "The Shermanator".

Aye he turned to each of his bowlers and they all let him down. Feel a bit sorry for him. Mind he could have done with scoring more than 2 runs himself. Apparently no team in test history has declared on that high a first innings score and gone on to lose - RECORDBREAKERS!!

5 dot balls from Flintoff, followed by a 7. Let down by retards.

Martyn is such an arrogant cockend.

Will they just send Gilchrist in to welly it all over?

Probably to minimise the chance of conceeding any boundaries and them knocking it off quicker. Not working though is it? They'll need to twig this shortly.

Pietersen > Giles.

I know nothing about cricket, but why are they applying no pressure to these two with close catchers or anything? The field is comletely spread out and they're just picking off runs at will.

9 runs from 2 overs. Looks like the Ashes are gonna be all over pretty soon.

....and it's no funnier the second time.

Here comes Giles to save the day.

A bloke has to have some burnage. I don't bother having them long, but you look like you've got a little boy's haircut if they're cut right up to your hairline.

You mean int controast to such spectacles like Newcastle-Sheffield or Newcastle-Charlton? They're shit as well, but the 5 o clock game on a Saturday is often pap. More effort should be made to entertain me on a Monday night.

I'd just like to point out, as I thought I had earlier, that the whole Enrique Iglesias thing was an in joke between the lass in question and myself. Had I put the effort in, I would have done more than pull a beanie hat over my massive fucking head. In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted that when I was drunk, but AT LEAST I didn't get up there and sing something by Bowling For Soup. At any point in the evening did she say "Brock, the joke's gone too far."? I'm thinking specifically of the exact moment when you dragged her up on stage to serenade her with one of his songs, you pillock!

What's with the multi-coloured response?

Ladies!

Asstrokles still pwns ALL tbh!

I just wonder in whose head this seemed like a good game to televise.

I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. What does that sentence even mean though??

Huh Ah Wuh Ah Yuh.

In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? are you Brock in disguise ??? ( not as Enrique mind ) I COULD BE YOUR HERO BAYBEH!

Typical bogtrotter man.

You total retard!

Howay man Dave. We rarely agree on stuff, but in this instance I was talking about something I've formed an opinion of through having experienced it. You're entitled to yours. I just think that some day you may be forced to review it. Haway. Not howay.