Gemmill

Me neither. Their jeans used to be alright until they started making those ones with the funny cuts - hems that twisted round and all that shit. They only suited midgets. Haven't had a pair in at least 10 years. 501's have a strange fit even. Incredibly tight around the crotch I find. I assume by "crotch" you mean "waist", you fat shit! No, I mean they're too tight on my genitals. Not a problem for you then? Not that I'm aware of.

Me neither. Their jeans used to be alright until they started making those ones with the funny cuts - hems that twisted round and all that shit. They only suited midgets. Haven't had a pair in at least 10 years. 501's have a strange fit even. Incredibly tight around the crotch I find. I assume by "crotch" you mean "waist", you fat shit!

Are these the Germans like? Vermin, Fawlty! Well I'm glad it all went well anyway. Did you go anywhere nice on your honeymoon?

Me neither. Their jeans used to be alright until they started making those ones with the funny cuts - hems that twisted round and all that shit. They only suited midgets. Haven't had a pair in at least 10 years.

Does anyone buy from the Levi Shop btw? Got sent a 30% off flyer thing sent by someone at work that's valid until this Sunday. Gis a shout if you want it emailing.

I've bought a coat and a hat. It's winter. And you're the last one who should be preaching about people buying stuff they don't need! I'm a strictly necessities kind of guy. You've bought loads - FACT!

No wonder you're skinter, Lennon, you're buying new clothes every other day woman!

When did that happen? I remember you talking about it then it just all of a sudden seems to have happened. More importantly where were all our fucking invites?

C-word. Re hats, I just can't get away with them. Either my heed's too big or I'm too tall or something. If I had a bright pink beanie I'd just look like one of the Flumps.

Aye, I know what you mean. I think I saw Gemmill in that top an all. I don't have a Diesel top dicklick!

I find that with most "fashion" labels tbh. Their clothes are made for midgets or gays who are into all that fitted tight shit. What happened to proper bloke size clothes??

Banana Republic shirts are alright for work an'all. Their casual shirts are unwearable though as you can't wear them untucked because they go pretty much down to your knees. My knees even, so the likes of Wacky and SLP would look like Wee Willie Winkie if they wore one.

I've got some Next workshirts. Sammy will be telling us he wears only Thomas Pink the great big hom.

There has to be a funny sob story behind that, this could even be the appropriate thread for it. Sadly not, apparantly waiting for a new PC to arrive. I was reading over one of the 'gold' threads the other day when HTT went mental, was absolutely hilarious. Always great when HTT goes mental. Which thread?

I've got a couple of Carharrt T-shirts and a sweatshirt. It's decent quality stuff cos it's made to be hard-wearing - it's basically what workmen wear in America.

Cos you think you're Ali G more like! "Where me julies?"

manc-mag: Fred Perreh.

Think I might have a YSL workshirt. Agree though that anything that proudly displays the logo is for mongs.

First snakey gets his Collins out, and now slp is threatening to get his bastid out. Cock fight!

Any explanations for Graham Norton's wealth from anyone?

Donna Air once came into the nightclub I worked in at the height of her Byker Grove fame, sporting a beret and sunglasses. She no doubt thought she looked all Chanel chic. She looked like a fucking twat.

G man you have a voice mail message Just picked it up there - was at the canteen getting a bacon sarnie. No mate, I don't know of anyone who would want one. Stick it up on the board though cos someone might.

It's funny you knob! I know funny, and THAT is funny!

Divvent knaaa *gets dico out* According to Collins, it's anuses Is that what you call your dico like? And it talks to?

Bump for anyone who missed it. I kept giggling like a mong last night at this.