Gemmill

BOOM! BODYCHECK!

Get Kane off now btw. He's clearly not fit, and making him do 120 minutes is not gonna help.

My main concern now. It looked a proper jar on his knee.

What an unbelievably lucky cunt this goofy prick is.

I want England to go through just to see him pick the same team again.

Southgate regretting bringing on those subs now.

Haha fuck you Australians!

That's not an injury, that's a glow-up.

Toney coming on on 93 minutes. Is Southgate unwell.

Stones eats mat!

At least Gordon is coming home without injury.

Fresh legs for extra time.

Fucking insane that he's not using his subs. Where's Watkins? Where's Gordon? What in fuck is he waiting for.

Rice has been hopeless.

So this is England going out of the tournament, it's the 80th minute, and this dickhead has so far made one change.

No diggity!

I'm wondering if Captain Condom now thinks he can't put Gordon on cos they'll be too exposed on the left. Safety first!

Palmer looks an immediate difference maker. Southgate is such a cunt.

Be livid if this fucks up Trippier's move to Saudi.

Skrillex taking the piss now.

3.5 matches of utter crap, but you never know, maybe a great half time team talk will be all England needed. No changes required.

No changes.

Can't wait for the next time the Rolfaroos are struggling in a tournament. Which will be the next time the Rolfaroos qualify for a tournament.

England getting knocked out is exactly what that goofy prick deserves tbh. They've been shite since game 1 and he's stubbornly stuck with it, seemingly thinking that just the one spot in central midfield is the place he needs to tinker. Let's see if he can wake up in the next 60 minutes. If England do scrape through, he'll feel vindicated and put the same shite out next time.

Mental that we're getting beat off Slovakia, but even worse when you find out they're giving Skrillex a game.