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Aye that's him. Stung by my criticism of his hair.

Hair horseshoe?

Looks like we're the live commentary match on 5 Live. BONZA!

Aye he wouldn't be able to adjust to Newcastle anyway, he's a smalltown boy I've heard.

West Midlands still "too close to call" apparently. Would be fucking hilarious if the Tory game re Khan/Hall to divert attention last night was first made to look especially idiotic by an actual further swing away from them.... AND THEN was compounded by Labour taking West Midlands. They'd be back plotting to finish Sunak if that happens I reckon. Basically Houchen their only "success", and that a 16.5% swing against that will kill them at the general.

To be clear, I'm speaking figuratively, that's not me stating what's currently happening.

Eddie stood on the touchline with his knob hanging out basically. He fancies a PAGGERING for this Burnley lot.

Looking forward to Binface on stage at the announcement.

She's a disgrace like. Lots of decent journalists left the BBC when it became clear which way they were leaning politically. Kuenssberg has actually leaned into it.

Thread. But the short story is Khan is absolutely destroying Hall.

I'm in the Lakes this weekend so no match coverage at all. I'm just gonna describe what I think is happening and come 90 minutes we'll know if I've got the second sight.

Harsh on Dave, but not a lot I can argue with.

Thread. Basically turnout is down in a load of the places Khan does well, and up in places he doesn't do well. I mean I don't really give a fuck who the mayor of London is, and this clown is gonna be a headache to the wider Tory party. Looks like Khan might have fucked it.

This is great news for Labour. You basically can't do this extrapolation that the BBC and Sky News are doing cos locals don't map to the national picture. But Starmer will be ecstatic that they're warning against complacency on his behalf.

Charm offensive latest. Morale soaring.

He looked so fucking needy with Houchen earlier. Houchen made a shit joke about Starmer and Reeves boosting the local tourism economy by visiting constantly. Well, Sunak laughed louder than any cunt there at this absolute zinger. A completely emasculating experience, having to travel all the way to Teesside to bask in the reflected glory of a bloke who couldn't have been more explicit in distancing himself from Sunak during the campaign. He's pathetic.

How did you find Craig's twitter account?

Starting to sound like London Mayor is on a knife edge and Khan might lose. Honestly if Hall wins, she's just another problem for the Tories cos she's fucking doolally.

I think it would be if there was some honesty in the media. To be fair though, there's been a lot less of the "Oooo but it's not great for Labour" as there was last year. I think the tide is turning a bit, and they all know the game's up. Sunak has hotfooted it to Tees Valley to attach himself to Houchen and celebrate a swing which will lose him every parliamentary seat in the mayoralty. He's doing a speech now, toasting his own funeral, the spineless prick. He's saying "the Labour Party knew they needed to win here to win a general election". Keep lying to yourself, you short pantsed cunt!

Labour win the new York and North Yorkshire Mayor. Sunak's constituency is located there. He won't even realise though, he's too focused on delivering for the people of the country.

Job done if he doesn't start there til after the summer window imo. They can have the little rat after that.