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I don't know what the fuck you lads imagine is happening in terms of service at 5 star hotels. Basically the rooms are nicer and you get a decent feed. That's it. You don't get your own personal butler or anything.

Probably the best "caught wanking in Morrisons car park" excuse I've ever heard.

Good thread. I'm sick of hearing about how the vote share for the two big parties is at its lowest level ever, when that is entirely because no cunt is voting Tory.

His wife is an even bigger prick than him.

@Renton

Rishi Sunak has just been asked what his favourite food is, and his answer was "sandwiches".

I've been to the spa there, which was nice. But not stayed.

Also Chris Waugh reported on the concerns from within the club that Gordon has had his head turned. I've no reason to think he's making them up, so it's probably true, but they are reports of concerns. It basically means nowt until there's something concrete from the player.

I think the story was that they had previously approached us, and we re-initiated the conversation as a backup plan. Also £60m is nowhere near enough to have cleared our PSR debts, given Gordon must have a book value of >£30-35m (can't remember exactly how much we paid for him). The "head has been turned" thing came from reports that there were concerns within the club that his head would be turned by interest from the club. Nothing has come from the player.

I've got a cat and a dog. Labour are lucky I've already voted by post.

This would be funny.

Have you seen the video of him? He looks and sounds like a ranting drunk.

Matterface on the full time whistle: it's the young turks that will be running free tonight. How the fuck has ITV ended up with this no-mark as their main commentator?

I don't know what's more pathetic, chanting for Boris Johnson, or trying and failing to get a Rishi Sunak chant going. Fucking sadsacks.

This should be a full scale emergency now for Democrats. Get a new candidate and get at Trump.

I'm with you, I still think they might end up with closer to 150. I'm also happier thinking that way cos then if something like the Survation poll happens it'll be tremendous. I can see me having at least one beer.

Survation are the lads who called the hung parliament in 2017 so they've got form for calling wacky results that come to fruition.

It's our first date night Thursday night too, which I assume is what that aubergine is all about.

Tories 3 seats ahead of the LDs according to Survation's final MRP.

You can't get yourself in a place where you won't be happy with a slightly better than 97 landslide.

His name sounds like Adam Pearson trying to get through his kebab order.

Tory vote def seems to be firming up in all of this week's polls. They're still way behind and with tactical voting, they should still be fairly well fucked, but might be closer to 150 seats than 50.