Gemmill

Speaking of the Metrocentre, get a load of this: http://www.savemetroland.com/ I'm all for saving it, cos it keeps a good portion of the charver population occupied and out of my fucking way. Get rid of Metroland and they'll disperse all over the place like ants.

Shitbag! The Metrocentre mings on any weekend of the year, but in December, when the entire country has lost its fucking mind, it's like Chinese water torture.

Sorry! I maybe should have kept my mouth shut! It's not just me either - my mate who really likes them wasn't impressed either. I'd read a review in the Guardian the day of the gig as well which gave them only 2 stars so I was a bit concerned going in. So all I've really done is pre-warn you too. There was a student sat behind me PISSING himself at some of the unfunniest shit in the whole show. Annoying to say the least. Anyone who wets themself at "That's Numberwang!" wants a shoeing tbh. Have you watched much of their sketch show or are you just going off the strength of Peep Show? The entire show is just sketches.......which was the problem really.

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? Aye, I saw it at the City Hall last Friday night. I hadn't seen any of their sketch show so I was just going off the fact I liked them on Peep Show, and it really wasn't very funny at all mate. It had its moments but there were only 3 or 4 laugh out loud moments. They've got these two extras who come on between scenes and they are so fucking annoying it's untrue. Particularly the lass - her voice!? The funniest thing all night was a question some lad asked from the audience. They were doing that thing where they have "boffins" and he asks them daft questions. This lad pipes up with "How come when Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive spider he became a superhero, yet this Russian spy loses all his hair and dies within a week?". Webb and Mitchell pissed themselves and one of them came back with "Yes, technically the boffins don't like it when you're funnier than them." I'm not saying it's not worth going, but it's not very good.

Good luck at the metrocentre. I'm gonna go to town first thing tomorrow morning - I'm reasoning that town has more ways in so the traffic shouldn't be as bad. I know someone that went to the Metro last Sunday at 8am (the shops didn't open for another two hours) and the traffic jams were already masseve!

Any kid facing up to something like this with a smile on their face and a positive outlook could reasonably be called brave tbh.

It's shite.

Only because the fall we've experienced under dickwad has been so rapid that we skipped it altogether and opted immediately for "shit", bypassing mediocrity on the way. proves my point you don't know true mediocrity either. What does this even mean, Leazes? What are we now if not mediocre? Can you honestly say you think we're good? And before you start (and I'm gonna bold this for emphasis), I don't want to hear about signing England internationals or qualifying regularly for Europe because that doesn't preclude you from being mediocre. We've got internationals in the current squad and we're in the relegation zone over a quarter of the way through the season, and the UEFA Cup is a competition packed to the rafters with mediocre teams - you only need to have a mediocre season to qualify for it ffs. Who have we played in the tournament this season that have been anything above mediocre? What would you say we are if we aren't mediocre? Just because we've got a nicer stadium than we had when we were "truly mediocre" and our training facilities aren't "truly mediocre" doesn't mean the manager and the team on the pitch aren't. I take it you have no response to this, Leazes. I'll ask again - what are we now if not mediocre? Hello! Old man! Answer my question!

Hey Radgina did you see that that Myleene Klass is auctioning off her white bikini from I'm A Celebrity and giving the proceeds to the Farepak "victims"? Behave yourselves at your Xmas Do's kids. You only get one liver.

Did you call a house meeting like? Are you like Columbo or more of a Poirot type? I can't believe you've questioned all of your housemates over a smashed mug.

I start these threads, 2Twats!

Daft twat.

Aye.....Renton's christmases come at once this. I do like a happy ending.

So did he do him up the bum instead?

Were you pissed like or did you just decide to stay up til 5:30 in the morning? You've not been working 5 minutes and already your boss needs "a chat" with you. You see, and you thought loafing was soooooo easy, didn't you?

Can't you go into the preferences on utorrent and select to have nothing showing in the tray? Can't believe you're downloading torrents at work though tbh.

What difference would that make? I hope you're not suggesting I would huddle round my turd for warmth!?

I've thought about this before, and I'm not sure I could intentionally shit my pants. I just think that that part of my body would shut down as long as I was clothed and would point blank refuse to allow me to knowingly fill my pants with cack.

Another shitty mess? When was the last time?

When correct course of action would be what exactly? Stay wearing them? Roll around a little? Like a pig in shit perhaps? Well say for instance you had a dog, and it shat on your living room floor. And say for instance you've got a bin in the room. Just a basket, no lid or anything. Would you drop the shit in it and just carry on watching Eastenders? I DON'T FEFFIN WELL THINK SO!

Seriously though, the more I think about it.... Dorty fucker! And to then just put the offending articles in a bin?! Filled with shit!? Some people, I tell you.

It has to be said like, nowhere NEAR enough has been made of this thread. One of the female members of the board has confessed to shitting her pyjamas and only about three people have commented on it!

Refrigeratuuurrrrrs?! What be that then?

I like them. Couldn't afford one, and wouldn't get one if I could cos they're totally impractical, but I think they look canny.