Gemmill

Here we go! He didn't even have to wait for the bizarre thread to get going. I'll save you a lot of bother and tell you that we know you bring your mates round to play on the arcade so it's not just you it's a social thing, we know your lass is lush, and we know that you know that you've got a great social life, so you don't care what any of us think. We also know that we are all sad bastards who live our lives through the internet. We can probably nip this one in the bud now.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder. Well i havent been here much recently cos the craic has been shit but im all ready for this thread. The anticipation of this non event has already made my day So what are we going to do this time guys! Pretend to be police officers? Chase him into blockbusters? Take a picture of him on our phone when he isnt looking? I cant wait!!! How about same as last time? We all pretend to be police officers or whatever, and you pretend to be a total penis? You can do the bit where you tell us how much better your life is than all of ours too, we haven't had that for a while.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder.

Canny if you're bored at work: http://dickinsondees.adventcalendar2006.co.uk/home.php And safe for work too.

Lucky bastard! I get no bonus, Christmas or otherwise at this shit-tip place. Fucking disgrace, all the work I put in. Having said that, you getting a bonus is fucking priceless.

Just got a reply off peasepud. His interest has been piqued.

I've just text him to inform him of developments. I basically just want something to make Friday pass a bit quicker.

I reckon peasepud will be well up for this one like. He was desperate to keep chasing the bloke last time when it all sort of died down. It doesn't even look like a lass's handwriting ffs. What sort of a gimp actually falls for this shit? I wonder if he's convinced a different lass to get her chebs out for the photos or if it's the same one.

The cheeky bastard.

Milburn Level 7 on the halfway line if you want a proper view of things. Which is just about where I sit.

Little twats man. Happened to my car once in Jesmond of all places, and the thing that made it worse that time is that I knew it was a fucking student that had done it. I got off lucky cos the twat had run over a few people's cars - ie. climbed onto the bonnet, up onto the roof, and jumped from that onto someone else's bonnet etc. Thousands of pounds worth of damage just so the fucker could look clever in front of his mates. I just had a dent in the side of mine where the little prick must have kicked it. Just for fun like. Sorry to hear about yours like. Little shites.

Now that is something to get pissed off about. I've got a key scratch the length of my fucking car from some little North Shields tramp and I've had the lock bust off my car in the past by some utter cockwipe trying to nick it. It makes you so FUCKING angry that some little dickhead would do something like that just for their own personal amusement. Bastards.

The Brandling Suite at the racecourse, tithead! Fair enough, tit-features!

Clearly you lads missed Toplass's abominable revelations: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=10507

EH?! Where's your Christmas do like? I bet it's somewhere in Gateshead and you're gonna make him drive all the way from Washington to give you a lift from Gateshead to.......Gateshead!

The hospital locker where her key was is only a 10 minute walk away an'all. But what does Lennon do? Call her dad who's about 10 miles away and probably in bed asleep, wakes him up and demands he brings her a spare key from his house. "Daddy I want an oompah loompah!" She's the Verucca Salt of Gateshead for my money.

Shittest weekend on record coming up for you, Box.

What you should be doing is opening the door, rolling the junk mail into a ball, and forcing it into the mouth of whoever delivered it. Then calmly saying "Not today thank you. "

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in. Who is this gimp you're going with like?! You'll end up hitting him tbh. You'll already be wound up by how unfunny the show is, so him sat laughing next to you will just feel like he's rubbing your nose in it. If you're anywhere near the front you'll get COVERED in gob when that Mitchell does his Sky Football skit btw. The bloke fucking showers people in it. Thankfully I wasn't.

Selfridges? There isn't one, is there? Debenhams?

Every day I come home to a fucking pile of the stuff. Only I get 3 or 4 of everything because they assume there are other flats in the building. The fucking twats! Something should be done about it tbh. Although I do find the image of you keep running to the front door for your parcel and getting increasingly vexed quite funny.

Ah well, see what you think then. You might like it. It would make you retarded if you did though.

Lasses that fart should be exterminated tbh. Don't even get me started on lasses that shit their pyjamas!

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab!