Gemmill

Thats a fucking lot of money Not when you weight it up against the prospect of landing yourself in the shit with the university.

After my first year of Economics I actually looked into changing to Media Studies. Just cos I was piss bored doing Economics and it sounded like a doss. Glad I didn't now like - I'd probably be on fucking CBeebies making a tit of myself dressed up as a Tweenie or something.

Ring them and ask what it's for. Give them a chance to tell you it's been raised in error. For £75 it hardly seems worth it, does it?!

T-Keith, what are you studying? Advanced Retardation?

Delete it tbh. As if I even care.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~943424,00.html

5 Live Fish? I hope we get something today or else it's gonna be Monday morning.

Was it cheap enough that you can just sack it off and book with Ryanair instead? Pisstaking bunch of wankers btw.

Glasgow Cally. Fuck me! I dread to think what that place is like. Buckfast on draught I presume. I don't imagine it's quite a gastropub, Gordon.

I had a drink with my dinner, drunken bint. Some of us can go out without having to stagger home bleary eyed, and hammer drunkenly on the keyboard when we get in. tbh I feel Ok today, but this may be a really bad sign.................... Were you out last night like, you fairy?

Enjoy it. You're only young once.

Has N-O crashed? As it happens, it has. Meltdown.

I had a drink with my dinner, drunken bint. Some of us can go out without having to stagger home bleary eyed, and hammer drunkenly on the keyboard when we get in.

Aye that's nowt to do with this though. Disclosure is required if there's a transaction involving one individual (or business) that exceeds 1% of the shares on the market. It does sound like something's going on with this lot, but there's still plenty time for it all to fall through.

Has there been any announcement to the stock exchange or anything like that? Until there is this sounds like paper talk tbh.

We were just lampooning the time when Gemmill made a plum of himself, mate. Werent having a dig at you. Although your prediction was shite. Made a plum of myself? I fucking laced that kid tbh. Have you seen him back on here since? He's still crying.

The do you go to the matches comment was tongue in cheek, you voodoo practitioner, you!

Another leg-breaker for you next time we play 5-a-side!

I think it was a game against Fulham a few years ago when Griffin tackled Boa Morte pretty much above the waist Great stuff. Don't even think he got a yellow either IIRC. He nearly killed Beckham as well iirc.

I find it quite sad that a man who would have us believe (whether true or not) he was at one time such a sexual dynamo, is reduced to sneaking into the library on the way home from work for a quick play on the internet, cos his lass won't let him have it in the house. I'm picturing less Barry White, more Ronnie Corbett off "Sorry!" Has the novelty worn off on your lass or what, Smooth?

I heard a programme about rape on Radio 4 recently where a counsellor for woman who had been attacked said that in rape trials men tended to be more sympathetic to the alleged victim than women. A theory she put forward was that men are generally outraged that a fellow man would do this to a woman whereas women may feel that the victim was 'asking for it' in some way and that this was a sort of defence mechanism that reassured them it would never happen to them. Obviously that's a gross generalisation but there may be an similar element in your colleague's attitude to this. Either that or she's a spiteful bitch. Aye. Who d'ya think yee are anyway Alexis? The Fish? ........actually the Fish would be way less sympathetic. He'd probably batter a rape victim if they came for him for counselling, windows or doors. At that Jimmy Carr gig recently he had a couple of jokes about rape like. Not pleasant either. "I read a survey recently that said that 95% of women close their eyes when they're kissing. Which is why it's always so hard to get a positive ID on a rapist." "Have you seen those posters around London - "Ask a rape victim for the REAL cost of an unlicensed minicab"? Don't. They go FUCKING MENTAL!

Followed by the world's shortest article. "Yes." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Nah, never thought about it, never used one.

That blonde lass who they keep interviewing on the news is off her face every time they talk to her. It's a pretty desperate existence when you know the bloke picking you up might be a serial killer, but you're so desperate for money for your next fix that you can't afford not to get in the car with him. Sad.

They're only saying happy birthday, fat boy!