Gemmill

At the last place I worked there were a load of Spanish and Italians there. Whilst I never actually entered the women's toilets ( ) I have it on good authority that at least one of the Italian lasses would deposit a hawked greb into the sink whenever she went to the bog. Fucking rank!

I think you're bang on the money Jimbo.

You keep saying you're 6 ft, but I remain unconvinced. Look about 5 10 to me.

Exactly. Charvers spit. Normal people don't. Fact. I bet some of these plebs on here are the type that sit at the bus stop and leave a small pool of spit under their seat from where they've just sat and repeatedly gobbed on the floor like some sort of nervous tic. FREAKS!

I know. Something makes me think that one day the scales will be removed and he'll see Shepherd and our current situation for what it is - a big fucking waste of what we could be. And then another part of me thinks he's just completely retarded and will never realise what everyone else does.

How does that work then? I rang my local casino this week, as they told me last summer that they were planning some Hold'em tournies as of December... but nope they didn't seem to have a clue what I was talking about. Oh well the poker fever is starting to hit this side of the channel now, so there might more and more people up for a game. £20 to get in. Maximum of 130 players can enter (I think there was 127 tonight) and the freezeout just means there's no rebuys of chips so once you've lost the 3000 you start with, you're gone. Aspers have tournaments running most nights of the week by the look of it, for varying buy-ins. Tomorrow is £30, Sunday is £100. They pay out for the final table, and the winner takes home 1/3 of the prize pool - getting on for £900 for the winner tonight.

The irony of this comment. Fucking incredible. aye Gemma, you should know mate Particularly as you have just proved my point completely. I've asked you about 3 times on another thread what you would call us if not mediocre. You keep replying to everyone's posts but mine, so don't pretend you always respond. In general if you're stuck for an answer, you pretend you haven't seen the question. I don't see all of them. I don't sit all day at work reading this board like you ....... Qualifying for europe regularly for a decade is far from mediocre. I hope you don't experience true mediocrity, because it means I'll suffer it again myself. If you think the last decade has been mediocre, what do you think of all the other big clubs who have been absolutely nowhere and worse ? For instance, the mackems ? [which is where we were before the Halls and Shepherd although I don't expect this to finally sink in] What are we if not mediocre? Are we dead good? The mackems are shit by the way, not mediocre.

Meanwhile at 2J's, him and his trampy friends indulge themselves with a "who's got the greenest flob" competition, breaking only to piss all over the toilet seat and swill their special brew. Poor for you that one Scotty boy. 2Twats the comedy judge. I think it's class how I'm a freak cos I don't like to spit when I go for a piss though. You lot are fucking retarded.

Went to Aspers tonight and played in the £20 freezeout. I played four hands : AA T-5 (from the BB) AK QQ I won fuck all with the aces as I had to fold it when 4 diamonds hit the board. Hit two pair with the T-5 and actually won a hand. Called an all in re-raise with the AK and the lad hit his third 4 on the flop. Then all in with the Qs pre-flop (short stack) only to be called by AK of diamonds. He hit his diamond on the flush and I was going home!

Meanwhile at 2J's, him and his trampy friends indulge themselves with a "who's got the greenest flob" competition, breaking only to piss all over the toilet seat and swill their special brew.

Apparently you are not alone. There are many other peasants that join you in this filthy habit of yours.

The irony of this comment. Fucking incredible. aye Gemma, you should know mate Particularly as you have just proved my point completely. I've asked you about 3 times on another thread what you would call us if not mediocre. You keep replying to everyone's posts but mine, so don't pretend you always respond. In general if you're stuck for an answer, you pretend you haven't seen the question.

The irony of this comment. Fucking incredible.

Your shits must be like granite.

No. I don't tend to spit as a rule. Oh I've just twigged that some tit will come along and say that I must swallow. Spoilt that for you, didn't I, dickhead!

6 ft 3 and fucking nails with it.

Correct. No to alcopops though. Fucking rank sickly sweet shit.

BBC reporting that UBS have pulled out which scuppers the deal. Sewpa.

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face. A.A.Milne is turning in his grave, not even Eeyore is as much a grouch as Renton today. I've seen statues with more joi de vivre Gargoyles, even! Thems the buggers I had the word Gorgon running about my head and couldn't shake it... clearly was thinking of Gargoyles though. wonder why I had Gorgons in my head..... Gorgon Ramsey Shut it you or you're getting a Byker hand shake. That's blatantly a wank.

Prove it buy the drinks for the entirety of the piss up. Don't be foolish! Although I have randomly been paid 4 days early for some reason. Renton has taken a mauling on here today btw. Serves him right for trying to suggest I was some kind of hom.

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face. A.A.Milne is turning in his grave, not even Eeyore is as much a grouch as Renton today. I've seen statues with more joi de vivre Gargoyles, even!

Je ne tight pas. FACT!

If I was tight I wouldn't be decked out in cash'.

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face.

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. So long as she doesn't stretch his cashmere jumper... Nobody stretches the cash'.