Gemmill

He reckons 15 goals and 10 assists is what he should be getting, from that interview with Neville. Which is ambitious as fuck from the wing, but he's not far off in a season where we've had some bad times.

Get Joelinton on in the second half and just let him knock one of their players over and sit on them for the last 20. He gets vital minutes and we get to play against 10 men.

That mackem thread is basically them bemoaning the gulf between the PL and the Championship and commenting that we've put 8 goals past newly promoted teams in the last couple of games and haven't even got out of first gear in this one. Which is very weird.

Good lad Lewis Goodall is also saying he's heard Labour have ended up a few thousand votes ahead and the Tories are asking for a recount. Might have heard from the same source mind.

Can't wait til Pep leaves and Kompany gets the Man City job.

Fucking 5 Live playing racing while Newcastle score their third. Last time I pay my licence fee.

Slow as fuck you illegal streamers.

Longdong!

WILSON'S BACK!

Wilson. Get in.

Forest getting beat by Sheff United. I hope they get relegated anyway for voting against the EFL deal.

We just need to keep it tight until their keeper flings one into his own net, then we can smash fuck out of them.

"I think Burnley are really hardly (sic) done by there." - Chris Sutton

Is this gonna be a pen, TV correspondents? I don't trust Sutton to get this right.

Aye that's him. Stung by my criticism of his hair.

Hair horseshoe?

Looks like we're the live commentary match on 5 Live. BONZA!

Aye he wouldn't be able to adjust to Newcastle anyway, he's a smalltown boy I've heard.

West Midlands still "too close to call" apparently. Would be fucking hilarious if the Tory game re Khan/Hall to divert attention last night was first made to look especially idiotic by an actual further swing away from them.... AND THEN was compounded by Labour taking West Midlands. They'd be back plotting to finish Sunak if that happens I reckon. Basically Houchen their only "success", and that a 16.5% swing against that will kill them at the general.

To be clear, I'm speaking figuratively, that's not me stating what's currently happening.

Eddie stood on the touchline with his knob hanging out basically. He fancies a PAGGERING for this Burnley lot.