Gemmill

Schevchenko looks like a very average centre forward these days btw. What the fuck has happened to him?!

Don't criticise the fans if you weren't there, unless you want me to absolutely lace-ify you.

It wasn't a goal ffs. There isn't one replay that shows it as being over the line because it wasn't. Agree about Dyer though, he was poor tonight. Chris Foy was a fucking joke tonight. That was one of the worst refereeing performances in terms of protecting the big team. Stick him on the list with Ronaldo and Robben for a Gemmill Reducer. There was another angle, 45 degrees to the right of behind the goal which showed the line and it was over Scotty my boy. Even the commentator was calling it in. Look at the angle directly above the goal. It's not over the line ffs. How can an angle from behind the goal be a better one than that one? Sorry mate, but you're wrong, it wasn't in. If the commentator said it was in, he was wrong too.

It wasn't a goal ffs. There isn't one replay that shows it as being over the line because it wasn't. Agree about Dyer though, he was poor tonight. Chris Foy was a fucking joke tonight. That was one of the worst refereeing performances in terms of protecting the big team. Stick him on the list with Ronaldo and Robben for a Gemmill Reducer.

That's over in my book. I'd love to go through history and show all the cases of over the line incidents that would never be a patch on that GOAL was,but ive got to get me next drink. For that to be over you'd need to see the entire sphere of the ball to the left of the bar. You can't. One question: was it a foul on Robben or did the little fucker dive? I've said it before on here, but I would love someone to just spend a match kicking lumps out of him. Really give him something to cry about the little minge-faced shitey arse. It was a foul that was made the most of. Aye I thought from where the little fucker ended up in the box that he'd flung himself a bit. God I hate that little c-word.

I want to injure Ronaldo.... does that count? If I had the chance to injure Ronaldo or Robben, I'd stand over them, raise both arms in victory, and do the Ali Shuffle whilst laughing at them.

That's over in my book. I'd love to go through history and show all the cases of over the line incidents that would never be a patch on that GOAL was,but ive got to get me next drink. For that to be over you'd need to see the entire sphere of the ball to the left of the bar. You can't. One question: was it a foul on Robben or did the little fucker dive? I've said it before on here, but I would love someone to just spend a match kicking lumps out of him. Really give him something to cry about the little minge-faced shitey arse.

Thats funny. Is that as good as an accountants job gets by the way? Payday is as good as it gets. Same as anyone's job I imagine.

He was given a sizeable advance prior to making the trip and he's come back owing the company money. Wonder why.

Just going through some expenses that a bloke at work has submitted for approval, and he's made no less than three visits to the "Naughty Girl Bar" (yes, that's its name) on his trip to Singapore. Would you honestly try to submit this stuff for approval?!

Are you not going to this one either like, you stay at home knackersack?? I'll be at both the UEFA Cup and Carling Cup Finals my boy!

Looks a bit like Bridget actually. Except he's smiling.

WAM TWAFFLE! WAM TWAFFLE! AND A CHANTILLY!

Happy Birthday titheed!

Have a very gothy Christmas!

If it was karma you would be dead tbh What's he done to deserve that?!

Whatever, ginge. A date with some Christmas selection boxes? There's always New Year for the diet I suppose. You filthy cheeky goth! You've been a bit roly poly yourself at times, so less the cheek.

Wrong thread, spackaface.

Whatever Biddy! I'll be there for one til the traffic dies down and THAT'S IT. So no one better be begging me to stay like you all usually do. OK???

Walked past BHS window last night and they've got a lifesize cut-out of Gordon Ramsay in the window with his arms folded and his finger resting on his chin. It's the fucking double of Renton. I thought they were selling Renton punchbags in BHS or something.

That wasn't even close to being savage tbh.

Society, perish the thought that most of them are responsible for their own addiction. Doesn't make it right that they should die alone scared and naked though. Well.....obviously. No one's suggesting they deserve to die. There was some discussion around shearergol's comments earlier. And a lot of unsympathetic views based on peoples drug addiction. I'm sure there are many of these lasses with histories of abuse etc who end up almost forced into the lives they lead. I'm also sure there are many that get addicted to drugs through their own stupidity and poor choices. Neither of them deserve to die. I doubt you'll find anyone on here that thinks they do.

Society, perish the thought that most of them are responsible for their own addiction. Doesn't make it right that they should die alone scared and naked though. Well.....obviously. No one's suggesting they deserve to die.

I was in Eldon Square last night. Fucking bedlam. My mam likes the posh chocolates they sell in Fenwicks so I had to go there. This silly posh bint wanted three big boxes filling, and she wanted to pick each individual chocolate to go in them one after the other. And she couldn't say her r's properly. I swear to god, the words rum truffle (wam twaffle) have never been so fucking annoying. I was ready to kill the fucking bitch.

I can say with some confidence that if Papa Laz likes this Dragonforce bunch, it probably means they're shite.