Gemmill

Have a lollipop shit brains! So basically, your birthday thread was really about me then? Well, it was about what a twat you are, yes. GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR HOMETIME.

Fuck me, are you getting stabilizers too? I can just see him out on the street on Christmas morning with all the other kids who got new bikes. Them all stood staring at him as he emerges from the garage dressed from head to toe in padding.

Shin pads. ;)

Is that not cos you're basically Ebenezer?

Donovan? Is that a Scott Robinson reference, titheed? And by the way, most of the insults were directed at you, you spiv!

I trust we're talking about a motorbike here, cos I've never seen anyone on a pushbike in shin pads.

Student hom!

8 hours or so to go. Although there's something wrong with one of the systems here and we've got an engineer coming out at 2 to fix it, and muggins here has been charged with hanging around til he's sorted it. I'll kick his face off if I'm here past half 4. I'll be especially pissed off if everyone else gets sent home early cos it's Christmas.

I'll even try and help it. THAT'S how not bothered I am.

This man takes call centre work seriously.

Gemmill wins, easily. You'd be the biggest let-down if I stuck a pin in you.

Telling him that he's an unfunny cock? If not, stick that in there from me please.

For my money there is no doubt the ball crossed the line, the only debate is did all of it. Nah, it didn't. But Hilario looks like he's just been run over in that graphic.

I reckon it's probably easier to be a coffee snob working from home though. I'd use my coffee maker a lot more if I worked at home.

Players taking freekicks from the wrong position is one of the biggest failings of referee's IMO. It was a certain freekick though (thought Butt had a shocking last 20 minutes) and as soon as Drogba stood near it we knew it was a goal. Concentrate on the league now tbh Not getting walls to stick to the 10 yards either. For Emre's freekick last night, the ref measured the 10 yards out, stood behind the Chelsea wall and told them to get back to where he was. They just stood looking ahead, pretending they hadn't heard him. So instead of blowing his whistle right in their fucking ears and telling them to do as they're told, he took two shuffle sidesteps to the left so that he was in line with them, and let them off with it. As he walked off they then all shuffled forwards and he did fuck all about that either. If I was a referee I'd blow the whistle, tell them all to remove their hands from in front of their bollocks, and walk along the wall punting each of them right in the cock. They'd not try and steal yards again.

Have you been there long enough to get a decent payoff out of it? Hope so. Still like, not the sort of news you want in Christmas week. Fucking hell do people in charge of these decisions have no comprehension of timing???

Ah fucking hell Dave, sorry to hear that.

3 thickos tbh. And only one of them's going to jail.

Get any kip at work madam? Enjoy manc.

TV replays proved that it wasn't over the line, ginger fanny chin! There's only you and a couple of other mongs that think it was.

I know what you mean, Nobby must have morphed into Martin Johnson as at one point he managed to send Drogba flying to the ground with barely a shoulder charge/body check, which considering Drogba's size is an amazing feat! Unless of course he's just a cheating twat! Did you see all the hand shaking from Mr 'Yes' man? I'm surprised that mourinho didn't pat him on the head and give him a squeaky toy to run off with....! WTF was that about!? Mourinho was saying before our last game with chelski that the points were in the bag to catch Man-U, so Glen nearly came to putting his tongue in mourinho's mouth over it...! He's the biggest arrogant twat of a manager to manage a football team yet Glen seems to thank humping his back-side will convince him to tell his team to lay off the cheating, dicing, bastard dirty tactics...! ......................right, I'm pissed, angry and have to wake up for work at 6.45am so I'm off to bed now...! I'm up at 6, beehatch! So I'm off to bed now too. Night John Boy. Purely out of choice though because you start at 9 but like to spend 3 hours "preening" tbh. Can't believe you lot won't even stay up to see the highlights on local ITV where you can see a more objective view of the tackles etc..... I'll be in work by half 7, Chef.

I know what you mean, Nobby must have morphed into Martin Johnson as at one point he managed to send Drogba flying to the ground with barely a shoulder charge/body check, which considering Drogba's size is an amazing feat! Unless of course he's just a cheating twat! Did you see all the hand shaking from Mr 'Yes' man? I'm surprised that mourinho didn't pat him on the head and give him a squeaky toy to run off with....! WTF was that about!? Mourinho was saying before our last game with chelski that the points were in the bag to catch Man-U, so Glen nearly came to putting his tongue in mourinho's mouth over it...! He's the biggest arrogant twat of a manager to manage a football team yet Glen seems to thank humping his back-side will convince him to tell his team to lay off the cheating, dicing, bastard dirty tactics...! ......................right, I'm pissed, angry and have to wake up for work at 6.45am so I'm off to bed now...! I'm up at 6, beehatch! So I'm off to bed now too. Night John Boy. You been watching Yo MTV Raps? I actually meant 5:45am as I have to get two busses to get over Longbenton to start work at 8:00am.......shit, that's knowt to brag about....! I'll enjoy that extra 15 minutes all the more now. When you're crawling out your pit at quarter to, remember that my alarm hasn't even gone off yet.

I know what you mean, Nobby must have morphed into Martin Johnson as at one point he managed to send Drogba flying to the ground with barely a shoulder charge/body check, which considering Drogba's size is an amazing feat! Unless of course he's just a cheating twat! Did you see all the hand shaking from Mr 'Yes' man? I'm surprised that mourinho didn't pat him on the head and give him a squeaky toy to run off with....! WTF was that about!? Mourinho was saying before our last game with chelski that the points were in the bag to catch Man-U, so Glen nearly came to putting his tongue in mourinho's mouth over it...! He's the biggest arrogant twat of a manager to manage a football team yet Glen seems to thank humping his back-side will convince him to tell his team to lay off the cheating, dicing, bastard dirty tactics...! ......................right, I'm pissed, angry and have to wake up for work at 6.45am so I'm off to bed now...! I'm up at 6, beehatch! So I'm off to bed now too. Night John Boy.

Have to disagree, Chelsea never looked the better team, on paper yes they should have murdered us but frankly they looked poor tonight. Spent half an hour in a pub with a Chelsea fan who wouldnt look me in the eye when I told him they didnt deserve the win. He had no comeback and just shrugged, even their fans know they're cheating bastards. Did you bend down and give him a chance though?