Gemmill

Get in Bayern. Up yours Madrid.

She's not standing. But they've explicitly said no peerage.

Here we go. Everyone with any sense, EVACUATE THREAD for 48 hours. It'll need fumigating by the time these puncunts have finished with it.

They're saying she's being given a role as a housing adviser but not a peerage.

Oh I don't mean that she didn't confess, I just mean it sounded like people have sussed who she is and she's come out swinging.

Howe will have to teach him how to count AND kick his face in on day one by the look of it.

She's come out publicly and said he's made it all up and stuff. I mean she's got some fairly serious issues if the drama is to be believed.

Stormy Daniels' testimony yesterday BTW... Trump telling her how much she reminds him of his daughter, and then shagging her within the hour.

It's definitely worth a watch. I thought it started off a bit awkward, partly cos of Neville's line of questioning, but they both warmed up and it was a good interview.

I wonder if he let's her call him Sir Softie.

Lots of this stuff being surfaced. Also her saying Rashford missed a shootout penalty for England cos he was too focused on free school meals. She sounds like a fucking idiot mind. Although I don't think this harms Labour too much with the electorate.

Aye, he sounds pretty binary with stuff like this, so it could be as simple as this kid will not start games for me until he respects me and his teammates enough to turn up to training on time.... Or until it's a straight choice between him and Paul Dummett.

She's not gonna stand at the next election, it turns out. I think Starmer would have had some splaining to do if they'd fielded her as a candidate at the GE. This softens the blow for the left of what is a canny weird defection, but is basically just an exercise in kicking Sunak when he's down.

Payback for Rolf Harris.

Well that was shite as usual. If Sunak had any hope of his benches supporting him, it disappeared with the Elphicke news. The whole thing was done in near silence.

Tory benches completely flat.

"Coooo-eeee!"

Isn't she an immigration nut, patrolling the South Coast looking for small boats? Or am I getting mixed up?

Has the Halloween one got the music on it? Worth it just for that.

Being in the market for a Cozier-Duberry sounds like you're looking for an upgrade on your winter hat.

Us trying to pilfer Arsenal prospects. Probably not a bad policy.

Stick it up your khyber, Kylian.