Gemmill

The little kids' faces in the celebrations are class.

I fancy we'll knack these. Then Man United. Then Brentford.

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It's a focus, dickhead! The mondeo has been discontinued.

Aye it's disgusting. There's video of the Finnish (I think) entry doing a daft dance with her, and he's now having to distance himself from the clip or some such shit. Just two young people having a daft dance together ffs.

£150m release clause, please.

It's such a shame their purchase of Everton didn't go through before all this latest stuff came to light.

39 to 70 in 5 years.

There's porn on the internet man. And you don't even have to watch that with your family, if you don't want to.

The Dutch dreeym is owuvah!

Toontastic's Hindley and Brady.

Shaw being fucked again doesn't hurt. Hopefully Ten Hag gives Casemiro a crack at left back.

If this is me, the photo op ends with this lad wearing his own mask. Am I fuck putting someone else's sweaty, germ-filled shit on my face.

The seriousness with which this bloke is making his case.

Won't pretend to know what all these things mean, but the difference since Howe turned up is remarkable. Shot quality in 21-22 BTW.

Aye, a stinking end to another stinking week for Sunak. Great stuff.

Gilliaj Keegan blaming school absences on parents working from home. Even if I didn't just think that was true, but knew it and had incontrovertible evidence to prove it, why the fuck would you say it? You're only gonna piss people off.

You'll not need to wait long to find out about second marriages. Wait til the kids leave home, she'll just be clinging on til then.

Or they are, and they did.

Is this really happening?! Fucking hell.

He said: It’s not hard to see why the prime minister might want a path to deterrence without the hard graft, the boring work of fixing the wider system. But I’m afraid like so much of what he says these days, it is magical thinking. A symbol of the unquenchable Tory desire for the shortcut, the easy things, the sticking plaster. Gimmicks, not serious government. Let me spell it out again, a scheme that will remove less than 1% of arrivals from small boat crossings a year cannot and never will be an effective deterrent. Hard to see how anyone reading/hearing this won't think "fucking hell this bloke talks a lot more sense than the other lot?!"

“Why are people who come here from Bangladesh not being processed? Sitting here, not going back? The government isn’t doing it. This is not difficult territory. It’s actually, get on, roll your sleeves up, process the claims, and get this system functioning properly. We shouldn’t overestimate and talk up the difficulty here. It’s basic competence. Seriousness, not gimmicks.”

Starmer doing a big speech in Dover on Labour's plans to tackle illegal immigration. Such a difference to see someone behaving like an actual grown up on this.

Big Jim needs to listen to Gary.

They won't listen, wyki. Ignorance is bliss.