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Fernandes' delivery from corners is class.

Decent chance for White Grace Jones there.

If Joelinton is remotely close to match fitness, I'd be starting him. He makes such a difference.

We should bank on Chelsea winning their last two games tbh. It's still in our hands as long as we knack these tonight.

Mackems thought they were gonna get to sing their song about Diallo's knob for a second there.

The gormless cunt Cole Palmer scores again.

Chelsea take the lead.

The criticism police will be watching the Longstaff stuff on this page. Inspector McGroin on high alert.

Honking decision and execution from Longstaff there.

Cheating jock.

I've knocked the light fitting out and worn a groove in the amtico and it's not even kick off.

Bollocks. The number of times we've gone to OT KNOWING we're gonna get battered. Now we're going and I honestly think we're the better team and only gonna get better. Hide behind the sofa if you like, but I'm standing on mine doing the peeniecopter.

I hope we're a couple of goals to the good by half time, so Cole and Rooney can hold a leg each while the presenter bloke changes Keane's nappy.

Wilson is just illness isn't it? Hope is saying he'll be back for Sunday.

No but you can claim your PENSION, granddad!

Trippier in, Tino out. The only change. Isak starts, no Wilson.

When was the last time Man United were this shit. This is our Martine McCutcheon Perfect Moment. Our Dina Carroll Perfect Year.

"AM PLAYIN AMIGOS!" He's just posted this on his insta.

Prediction: if Joelinton starts, Fernandes' buck teeth will be "cured" by full time.

I'd be happy with that like. Let the refs make the mistakes once, instead of opening it up to all their mates to make more.

Does he score many?

Angelina Jolie, Charlie Theron and Eva Longoria were born same year as me. 1975 smokin' fanny REPRESENT!