Gemmill

If PSR didn't exist you'd be spot on. But it does, so you're not.

He likes Munchen. Munchen FOOF amirite!? *we're all high fiving*

It's PSR PROFIT that we have to make on players. You can't make that on has beens and never weres. That's the fault of the rules, not the people running the club.

The sales we needed to make to not breach PSR?

John Hall getting Jenrick into SJP and filming a promo video for his leadership bid. What a fucking Tory rat that bloke is.

Dr Tit Sweat

Dr Panic Stations.

This doesn't look like the cold as steel Dr Gloom that estate agents across the country fear.

After all of the protesting and the "we should have walked away", you're ready to pay £70m on deadline day.

Another "like", but this is the last one.

I'm just gonna give you a "like" and we need never speak of this again.

NRL?

Pearson starts talking and suddenly subtitles start appearing.

Flex is fucking hilarious. Man United's window is irrelevant cos they don't have a personnel problem, they have a coaching problem. Maybe they should get me on to school Flex.

Still an outside chance it goes through today. Us "walking away" might have prompted the player to pick up the phone to Parrish or something. Re your last point @Kid Dynamite, it sounds like we had other targets but they moved elsewhere earlier in the window while we focused on Guehi. If that's the case, it would be a mistake to magic up a new target at this stage.

Aye, good outcome but a shite way to get there. Hope your mam's OK.

I've already spoken. It's relegation time.

The Shields Gazette reckons we might still be in for Simakan.

Yeah I do. Cos if he's just reporting facts, where's the problem. He's not there to be a happy clapper.

Hope is now reporting that Arsenal have expressed an interest in Gordon. He reckons he's staying.

The only thing we appear to have fucked up is the focus on Guehi to the exclusion of all other options. If the window finishes with no further signings, that's a fuck up. But I'm not entertaining any shite about selling Minteh and Anderson contributing to a poor window. Those were basically compulsory transactions. No one should be getting the blame for them. Let's see what happens tomorrow. There's still time for something to happen if we've kept some options open.

Looking forward to Chelsea signing Guehi tomorrow mind.

Ohhhhh do the goalie-cokey!

Untold: Sign Stealer on Netflix is good. Sports doc about college football and a bloke implicated in stealing opposition teams signals that they send onto the field for each play.

It's not beyond the realms that us walking away is just all part of the dance. In 30 hours, we'll know.