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Huw Edwards charged with making indecent pictures of children. Which doesn't actually mean making but it means he allegedly downloaded/had them on his computer.

She should reverse Hunt's National Insurance reductions. The irresponsible cunt clearly made them knowing that the public finances were already completely fucked.

All the patter from the likes of Paul Johnson at the IFS saying "it's no use Reeves claiming she didn't know the true state of the public finances pre election, it's all made available now via the OBR". Well Reeves' statement (and supporting figures released by the Treasury) has just made clear that there were overspends that the previous govt simply didn't declare to the OBR. So there's a genuinely previously unknown black hole in the public finances. Paul Johnson is now saying that she's right. Absolutely disgraceful that lot.

He's a married gay bloke, I think is the main reason. They're not sure America is ready for a black, female, San Francisco liberal, and a married gay bloke. It'll be some milquetoast middle aged straight white dude from one of the other swing states.

He's the best of the lot by a mile, but not in contention apparently.

Peaty won Olympic silver with covid apparently.

French booing him, the pathetic sad sacks.

Get ready for a port blockade at Calais after that finish.

Get in. If there's a better event in this Olympics, I'll be AMAZED.

This is mental.

Dirty French cunt.

Koretzky's on the juice!

Prediction: Pidcock gets BRONZE. Cos he's fucking ruined himself and missed his last bottle of magic juice.

Why take no bottle on there though? The Saffer is back on too.

What have they done now? Messed your holiday allowance up?

Take your phone in, I'll keep you updated. HNNGGGGGHHHHHHH!

If he gets another puncture now, there's some French cunt in the crowd dropping tacks.

HOWAY wykiki this kid's on les haricots magiques, isn't he? He must have grabbed a bottle of Jesus Juice from the coach.

French lad to come off trying to push it here, I reckon.

Is he gonna do this? It's fucking wild if he gets this back. Down to single figures now, the lead. Ridiculous.

Did that Aldridge lad have a chance of a medal if Pidcock hadn't come through and smashed fuck out of the chasing group?

Should be illegal to be transparently this much better than everyone in the race, but miss out cos of a puncture.

FYP.

This doesn't sound good. Mass stabbing events seem to be becoming a thing.