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Seems like they've treated Tommy Toucher pretty shabbily

Binning Poch and replacing him with Kompany would be (do the next bit in a Kenny Everett American accent) SO TODD BOEHLY! Also wtf are Bayern sniffing around Kompany for?

Lucas De Bolle is on. 🚨🚨🚨PADDOCKLAD HOME TOWN ANECDOTES KLAXON. BRACE POSITION! 🚨🚨🚨

So this is what's going on then. Short arse plans to argue that we sent him on gardening leave before he'd indicated he wanted to accept the Man United job, we're waving around an email saying but you had accepted it, you just hadn't bothered your arse to tell your employer. Also, I don't think there's anything that says we have to wait for him to accept the role. As soon as we know he's in contact with a competitor, I'd assume we're allowed to enforce his gardening leave. Obviously lawyers will know best on this, but it seems a weak basis for arbitration. He might be getting bounced into it by arrogant Jim, and that's why Man United are saying they'll pay his legal costs.

Everything that's going on and this vain little cunt is worried about his feet.

Finding Nemo seagulls flying round the MCG. "Mate MATE mate MATE. MATE. MATE"

Whatever happens, Dan Ashworth is not having a good time at the minute, and that's just fine with me.

Fucking amazing that inflation returning close to target is seen as as good as it gets for this lot.

If it does get called for July 4th, as rumoured, they're absolutely playing into Count Binface's "Bindependence Day" hands.

Have that you jetlagged cockney cunts!

Murphy to cause an international incident by breaking the no blasties agreement.

Commentator suggesting that Maddison's goal in a jetlagged friendly match in a cricket ground in Australia might have given Southgate some food for thought. Yeah I'm sure he's watching. He doesn't have a proper job either.

Snap election rumours are back. Probably bollocks again, but we live in hope.

As long as the pay cheques remain real, you can call it what you like. 😎

Bruno casually dribbling across the 6 yard line in front of our goal, put under zero pressure. Aye I'd say these lads have had a word pre match.

There's surely some sort of friendly agreement in place between the sides not to do anything daft here. No one wants their leg in a cast for the summer.

Penis of a commentator on my feed bigging Isak up as a high profile transfer candidate for Manchester City and Arsenal. £200m arseholes.

He's still flying under the radar at the minute but George Clarke fucking HATES Tories almost as much as he loves amazing spaces.

The players should just wait for the ref to blow the whistle and all wander over to the sideline for a 90 minute drinks break.

You shouldn't have made him Italian American.

10:45am.

Enjoy the match, Aussie lads. Is anyone watching it over here? You can pay £8 or something to see both matches but I'm assuming it might also be on dodgy telly.