Gemmill

Aye just go. If you did kill someone you'll never know anyway.

Set the timer to stop after 15 minutes or at the end of the chapter. Then you know how far you need to go back if you fall asleep. I'm happy to do some lessons on Skype on how to listen to audiobooks if there's enough appetite. [fucking amateur hour over here FFS]

Not taking the piss here but I reckon listening to audiobooks is something that gets easier the more you do it. If I haven't listened to one for a while I find it dead easy to just start thinking about other things and before you know it, 20 minutes has gone by and you haven't taken in a single word. Basically TRY HARDER.

He munches foofi, does a poopi, he hates fucking Sunderland.

I'm on a packed train to London. Tube action once I get there. Just waiting for the sore throat...

MUFFDIVING amirite Sandro? HIGH CINCO AMIGO!

It was never free. It always says it's free if you don't have an audible subscription cos you get one free book for signing up.

Aye, won't make a blind bit of difference with his base, male or female, but shit like that will go down like a shit sarnie with a lot of women and blokes too. He's 78, he's thought these things all his life about women, it just isn't impossible for him to moderate his behaviour, or even to know where the line is on some of this stuff. Be interesting to see some polling in 2 or 3 weeks time. The internal polling that the Democrats have must be at least a toss up given how quickly they all swung behind Harris.

Yeah that'll be a no, Nigel, you fucking one trick pony.

Marrows in mourning.

If Harris beats Trump this time around, I don't really know what becomes of the Republican Party. Trump can't run again cos he'll be either 82 or dead by the time the next one comes around, and the party isn't a political party anymore, it's a personality death cult set up entirely to worship one man. I mean I couldn't give a fuck what happens to them, I just hope she wins so we can find out.

As far as I can tell Trump has said nothing of the sort.

Perfection.

Seems weird for the Mag to publish Ashworth's love letter to Man United fans.

It's a North East thing, I think.

JD Vance using the Leadsom approach of coming after her for not having kids btw. What a fucking creepy wide faced weirdo he is. That nonsense ended Leadsom's attempt to become PM, it would be nice if it had a similar impact in America. The word seems to be that the Republicans now think they've made a mistake picking Vance. That pick was a cocky one designed to pile up votes with their base in the case of a landslide, it wasn't designed to win over swing voters in the case of a closer election. Since Biden dropped out they're now wondering if they've fucked it. Which is lovely.

Pep has confirmed KDB is going nowhere. Wykikitoon is fake news.

Speech is at campaign headquarters, hence all the hootin' and a-hollerin', but this is good patter if you take all of that out. Exactly how you should run against a rapey fraudster and felon.

I think I'd rather go to a Mike Pence rally.

zinger.

The videos coming out from Vance's first solo rally. Oh dear. That is one boring wide faced cunt. Even Fox News has cut away part way through.

Give it to this lad.