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Aye he's clearly fucking clueless. I love it.

Looks like Man United are going for Kieran McKenna. Might work out, or he might either be a flash in the pan or discover that the job is far too big for him. Either way I'll be sad to see Erik go.

The ref has just stopped the fight.

This is about setting the benchmark. We'll be back next year with a new crop of youngsters to see if we can only lose 6-0. It's an objective measure of our progress at youth level. If you can think of a better one, contact the club.

8-0.

The 7th has just gone in. Some lass called Courtney-Perkins.

First name is Keir.

If we'd put the kids out and beat their all-stars, they'd have had to shut the A-League down.

I'm fucking sick of the election already. I'm also really sick of how I'm addicted to checking for the latest news on it.

I don't agree with that. It's almost certain that he didn't think getting carded was anything like trying to actually affect a result - it isn't really only in an instance when you also accidentally get sent off. He's not booting it into his own net or anything. He's been incredibly stupid but I don't think it should end your career.

I put it off after five minutes. I hope they didn't charge much for it.

The advertising hoarding are running an ad for a company called Kennard Hire which goes: Do we make your job easy? KEN OATH!

It's a Tory seat. THEY sounded like the Tories, not me. Anyway check out the latest news on your boy De Bolle!

De Bolle can't even get a start man. Must be some shithole that kid comes from.

All-Stars 1 - 0 No-Stars

We're 1-0 down in the land down under.

Latest vox pops on BBC, we heard from the woman who runs the "Isn't She Lovely" ladies boutique in Brigg. Proper Little Britain stuff.

Aye I don't do that. I just sit and silently fume.

Evergreen clip.

Keep that sexy talk for the date.

Is everyone looking forward to the wait between the press confirming we've signed a player, and the club confirming it. All because it takes some kid at the club 3 days to make a 40 second video about it.

I'm not going out with Klopp to facilitate you and Fish having a date.

Come on bitch, you've got to edit these urls.

Yes to Darius. I came to Atlanta really late but it's class. Van is sensational too.

The Boys is coming back soon.