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I'm pretty confident these DIY heroes live in houses with bits hanging off them, and wives that implore them to "just PLEASE pay somebody to do it this time".

You'd be casing the joint too, we've all heard about Irish grafters.

Perhaps temporarily, but she's since remarried to someone calling himself Kenny, so any success was short lived.

The idea that it's easier to REMOVE MY ENTIRE FRONT WINDOW than it is to drive to Barker and Stonehouse btw. I'm afraid you're just a walking Paddy and Murphy joke.

I'm impressed that you know xlookup. And if we're honest, that's all you were hoping for from that post.

Outrageous that HMcG is a multiple property owner but has never had to sell one. Like fucking Pokemon with this one.

They're very carefully selected, actually.

The entire frame would have had to come out cos of the way the windows worked. Fuck that.

The DIVORCE move was the one where I had two offers. One for £5k over asking price, and one for £15k over asking price. The estate agent told the two parties to submit full and final bids. The £5k couple submitted an identical offer and the £15k couple upped theirs by a further £15k. Absolutely chinned themselves. Obviously I then had to give half of the fucker away to the ex anyway so there were no winners here, as it turned out.

The US put a 16 year old on the first leg of the 4x400m Men's heat. Poor cunt ran a 47.3. They were MILES behind and still came through to qualify. Not even sure what that kid is doing there, unless he's from another event - 200m or something?

The last time I moved house (The DIVORCE move), I had to buy entirely new living room furniture cos they couldn't get my sofa through the living room door. A very unwelcome expense.

Good luck getting it sorted BTW.

It's probs that you're saved in their phone as "Bald cunt, serves weak tea in Marvel mugs", rather than the holiday thing.

An unmarried slumlord, living in sin. Well, this thread has exposed some UNWELCOME TRUTHS.

The goal at our life stage is to pay your mortgage off. The time left to do that is shorter. So you don't let somebody have your house for cheaper than you value it cos "it's only £10k" if that's a year or more added to your mortgage. I know McGroin is younger, but I don't think he's that much younger. You're not talking to someone that's just getting on the property ladder.

You always go in blunt, noodle-dick.

Also, if they are a property investor, the max number that they think they can make a return on might be lower than your min number. But that's their fucking problem. Definitely don't make it yours by selling for something below what you need. It might temporarily feel like a good idea for a quick sale, and you can sometimes talk yourself into £10k not mattering that much in the grand scheme of things. But nobody normal can afford to think like that about £10k. That's over a year of the average UK monthly mortgage payment. It feels small relative to the house value but it's not small relative to a normal person's life. Unless you're fucking loaded, in which case FUCK YOU BITCH.

Knock it back. Don't give them a counter offer, they were taking the piss with the first offer and if your immediate response is to drop your asking price, they'll think they can keep taking the piss. Just keep saying no til they get to a figure you're prepared to accept.

https://open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/p/putting-the-far-right-back-in-the?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=172gw

Yaxley Saint Laurent is definitely getting charged for incitement when he eventually sets foot on British soil again.

My sister had something like this happen and she rang up and just played war with them and absolutely refused to be told that she was still going to that hotel. They were adamant that it was just a "shit happens" situation, but she got their hotel changed in the end.

Must have been over in a flash.

Lyles is a cunt btw. Breathing all over the medical staff who are looking after him post race. Prick.