Gemmill

I think I'm gonna watch 4 and flick around the others. Maitlis and Guru-Murthy with Alistair Campbell and Rory Stewart as guests, I think it is.

Just text @The Fishand he reckons Klopp on both counts.

Another one. No good news for Tories yet. 12k sample on this one. Apparently Tories have been whispering all day about a poll coming out today with good news for them. I think there's one to go, but they can all fucking sit down cos there's been two with bad news, so we win.

Year 5 is what she teaches which I think is in that bracket you're talking about (I know fuck all about kids schoolyears).

Obviously these mean fuck all taken standalone, but certainly no sign of narrowing or an election bounce for the Tories yet. Opposite direction in fact.

Also on furlough. He had no fucking choice. It was the only option available to him at the time, and now he thinks it makes him the fucking celebrity ex Chancellor.

That's the other thing. The measures this cunt of a govt were supposed to put in place to catch kids up just never happened. My lass reckons they've still got kids coming through their school now who have social skills that are completely off due to this vital period in their development which was missed. Sorry to hear that your kid has been affected btw.

That's the new section explaining why kids should be thankful for lockdown.

The Telegraph posted this story earlier: It's been widely ridiculed cos how the fuck does this bloke think age works, that future 18 year olds should be grateful for a furlough scheme that didn't benefit them at all. So they've now changed it to: The photo size limit is stopping me adding the text to this post, but Young people need to say thanks for a policy which completely wrecked their schooling and lives for a period, with the most disadvantaged kids suffering more than anyone else. If the article is that poorly thought out in the first place, just pull it. Then sack Hamish posh boy and your editor.

Greater Manchester Police confirms no further action against Rayner. Now do one on the Tory that reported her for wasting police time.

She should just get her brother to call him a cunt.

Might need to get Toonpack a job as an Asda greeter so he can stop OBSESSING about me.

There's absolutely no way Ed Davey isn't actively trying to get a comedy photo-op here

I don't know much about this bloke Chelsea are looking to poach from Leicester, but has he done much more than smash up the Championship with a squad with which Steve Bruce could have smashed up the Championship?

Farage calling Sunak out throughout the campaign is the last thing he needs though, whilst he's desperately trying to claw back some of the lost Reform vote.

Sunak would be mad to accept but this is probably damaging for him anyway cos of Farage's framing.

I'm not a huge connoisseur of these things, but if any party has ever had a first week to a general election campaign worse than this, I'll be amazed.

BACON SANDWICH TIME!

Not getting any better for them.

Aye, nothing stopping us hiring him. Not ideal to be paying two people for the same job, but Ashworth will be off the books soon enough.

The people interviewing him will be well aware of his record. Way more than any of us are. If it was possible to draw such easy conclusions from 777 group, he wouldn't have even made the long list, never mind the short one.