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Fucking Pickford. My main hope for today was they'd hold out for a classic Everton nil nil. Can't really see them scoring.

Fucking Everton. Fucking Chelsea.

I'm not gonna play your SILLY LITTLE GAMES.

Moyes' record at Stamford Bridge: P:19 W: 0 L: 17 Howay you daft old cunt, let's put something in either the W or the D column today.

It's good but it's not Newcastle United trophy celebration good.

Also fuck the conspiracy idiots on social media responding "how convenient", as if she's been done away with by the deep state.

Looking forward to this one today. If Everton can somehow buck their relegation certainties label and take points off Chelsea, we could go into our game with eyes firmly on all but securing the prize.

Virginia Giuffre has killed herself. Sad story, three kids lose their mam. No doubt Prince Andrew still thinks he's the real victim in all of this.

Asha Rangappa on Bluesky can be relied on for sober legal analysis, and she thinks it stinks.

I think it's pretty clear that CL is pivotal to our summer spending. I think we'll spend with or without but it'll look very different if we qualify. That article is about who is/isn't in PSR trouble. It's not about who's going to have a big summer of spending. It's predisposed to have a slightly negative framing.

Nah, sounds to me like he thinks we're pretty much in the clear.

Well the Trump administration has now arrested a judge for supposedly helping an immigrant to evade capture. Smells fashy.

Hope reckons Delap's people think if Isak is still here, we're not gonna be the right place for him.

Aye I think he's completely done now. I think he'd have signed a new contract by now if Howe thought he had anything left to offer.

Peyp doyn sure!

Pwecisely Wobert!

Nah as we mentioned the other day, no one appears to be paying attention to UEFA FFP cos they don't boot you out of the competition and you don't get points deductions. You pay a fine. Chelsea and Villa are both in breach by the sound of it and Chelsea are just in discussions with UEFA about how much it'll cos them. We'll do the same I would guess.

Try being 6 foot 3.

"You shag ONE sheep!"

https://stefanborson.substack.com/p/revealed-the-clubs-at-risk-of-2425?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1780285&post_id=162045754&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Good read. There's a section on us. He thinks we'll have bother with our 25/26 UEFA FFP.

Thumbty.

Having watched the press conference, I'd say he doesn't look or sound 100%. Hopefully he's being sensible cos trying to come back too quickly from being very ill isn't a good idea.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14646893/Newcastle-boss-Eddie-Howe-seen-time-hospitalised-pneumonia.html Hope's report from the press conference. It's the Mail, but EDDIE'S BACK so fuck you.