Gemmill

Why take no bottle on there though? The Saffer is back on too.

What have they done now? Messed your holiday allowance up?

Take your phone in, I'll keep you updated. HNNGGGGGHHHHHHH!

If he gets another puncture now, there's some French cunt in the crowd dropping tacks.

HOWAY wykiki this kid's on les haricots magiques, isn't he? He must have grabbed a bottle of Jesus Juice from the coach.

French lad to come off trying to push it here, I reckon.

Is he gonna do this? It's fucking wild if he gets this back. Down to single figures now, the lead. Ridiculous.

Did that Aldridge lad have a chance of a medal if Pidcock hadn't come through and smashed fuck out of the chasing group?

Should be illegal to be transparently this much better than everyone in the race, but miss out cos of a puncture.

FYP.

This doesn't sound good. Mass stabbing events seem to be becoming a thing.

They deserved the 35% imo. £15 an hour was the number I heard that they're currently getting, so that would have taken them to £20 which is still a fucking disgrace.

You lost me at Lost.

We need a catastrophic failure of the carbon rims on this French kid's bike.

Of course the aspirational window haver is gonna be siding with the horsey classes. I've mulled it over and you're just gonna have to fuck off, I'm afraid.

This fucking Yorkshire prick! That's it gone then presumably?

Coming from YOU?! So humiliating.

Did you watch any of the surfing? I'm up for it but haven't worked out when the broadcasts are yet. Tahiti looks mint.

This Yorkshire cunt's gonna need to pull his finger out if I'm gonna keep watching this. The French lass yesterday was 30 seconds ahead at this stage.

What a prick this "hero" is.

Junior doctors have been offered a 22% pay deal. Unions are gonna put it to the members and presumably recommend that it be accepted.

Eurosport is the only way to go. No idea who I'm listening to though and the commentator on the swimming last night was American which ruined everything.

🚨🚨🚨Something wykiki likes🚨🚨🚨 I'll add it to the list: 1. Mithering 2. Cycling 3. The GB olympic kit (in order of preference)

I mean it's a horror series, so I suspect this might you having yet another taste malfunction. I'll investigate though and confirm.