Gemmill

Mandelson absolutely dominating this botoxed eyebrow plucker from Reform on the BBC.

Interesting that John Curtice says that Reform have underperformed slightly in the first couple of declarations. Wonder if that 13 is gonna end up being overegged. If it is, all the spackajacks who voted for them are gonna claim it's election fraud cos they went to bed having won 13 seats and woke up with less.

This is gonna be Farage's big problem. If this bloke ends up winning, he's gonna have to chuck him out of the party.

Given Reform performance so far, Richard Holden will do very well to win in Billericay.

Two seats declared. Tories third in both. Leadsom on BBC declaring them "STILL the natural party of government".

27% in Blyth. Leadsom busy attributing the Tory failure to not being right wing enough. This sounds promising for an extended period in the wilderness.

Rees Mogg in now. God I hope this cunt loses his seat. He's got a double picture frame behind him with Churchill and Thatcher in it.

Don't try and drag me into your CREEPY ways!

They got 29.1%.

Fucking hell, BIG vote share for Reform in Bridget's seat.

Bridget MAEVE Phillipson!?

Bridget's seat result on now.

Still LOADS of movement possible given the above.

Chris Mason on the BBC is a little balding cunt.

Mordaunt Hunt Cleverly Badenoch Shapps All forecast by the exit poll to lose their seats.

Munchetty got sent to Blyth.

That's their live stage show. It's a different crew that is doing the live stream.

I'm not sure that's based on the exit poll is it?

I'm assuming this means we're not gonna see as many of the cabinet get wrecked. Which is very disappointing. Mcvey still forecast to win sadly. Jeremy Vine is such a fucking dork. Joey Barton will be watching this thinking he got robbed.

I recognise the voices but I don't know their names.

I want to know where Reform are forecast to be winning. I bet there's one up here.

The margin of error on this exit poll must be canny wide BTW, with a massive swing result like this. Could still be some decent movement in the forecast seats. Nothing that's gonna change the result obvs.

He gets on my tits. I might be watching the Oh God What Now YouTube stream shortly. I NEED MY ECHO CHAMBER!