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Benjamin Monk threatening to replace Pineapple Chunk as my go-to rhyming slang for spunk.

Shout out to AbsoluteKazakh btw, who joined on 1st August 2008, started this thread on 7th August 2008, and hasn't been seen since 17th August 2008. Police are appealing for witnesses. He lives on in this thread and in our hearts.

FAO any new parents on here.

Totally agree that you can't have coppers behaving like this, and you can't set a precedent of saying that it's fine because there are a load of knobs in the coppers that will start trying to test the boundaries of what's ok. We've got enough that are already doing things that are the wrong side of OK anyway. But I hope the two lads on the video that decided they'd kick fuck out of some coppers get the book thrown at them. And also fuck their ambulance chasing, race war stoking, domestic violence supporting, Andrew Tate admiring lawyer - the one that ran against Shabana Mahmood in Birmingham and thought he'd win cos he had a big tiktok following. Prick.

The kid should be away to prison. Punching female police offers. Prick.

Just seen the video there. I'm not certain anyone deserves to be booted in the face or have their head stamped on, but if anyone ever did, it was that kid. By the time it happened, he'd put two (I think) female coppers on the floor with punches to the face, and had ran over and laid into a male officer who had already been set upon by his mate. Little cunt.

Escalating the passive aggressive social media war with his lass.

The Guardian is reporting it. Not sure anywhere else is.

Just JD out at the nazi memorabilia market, what of it?

USA NUMBER ONE BABY!

I think they can still make changes right up until the point that they're registered on state ballots. It would be contrary to the inner workings of the party, but it would still be allowed. There's talk of whether Trump should swap Vance out, and if he decided he wanted to the party would go along with it.

Aye. I couldn't remember what the exact restrictions are, but just checked and the BBC is limited to two simultaneous live broadcasts. In a social media/phone notification age, that's hopeless cos it means you're finding out results before the BBC has been able to show it.

The BBC is getting fucked off in favour of Discovery. 30-odd live streams on Discovery. The BBC has 4, one of which is their main broadcast which is mostly just people in a studio talking while live sport is happening fucking EVERYWHERE.

Foreshadowing the end of her political career.

She won't want anything to do with it. She's living the life of Riley, being loaded and pretending she doesn't know her dad.

Get Tonia Couch out of retirement and back in a swimsuit ffs.

Chinese winning the diving and the shooting so far. Any precision event where people get better if you hit them with a stick until they improve, and it's all China.

I initially thought they'd done two completely different dives. The one Aussie lass nearly completely missed the diving board on the final spring bit. Scoreboard pressure. The Aussies simply do t have it in their lockers.

Get all the Aussie lads over here. The lass's synchro diving there. Aussies 12 points ahead of the Brits in Bronze, expected to challenge the yanks for silver in their final dive. Needed 71 for silver and to get less than 58 to lose the bronze and they TOTALLY fucked it. 48 points scored, 4th place, and a first medal for Team GB.

They can't replace him because their party now exists only to serve him. I genuinely don't know what happens to the Republicans if they lose cos Trump can't run again in 4 years - he'll be fully senile by then - but as I say there isn't really a Republican party anymore. Their convention is basically TrumpCon. I suppose they could turn to Donald Junior, but it's not even the name, it's the one bloke they all love.

So there can be no confusion about what he means.

I assume the two term rule stands whether they're consecutive or not anyway. The stupid cunts probably haven't got it written down and are just relying on gentlemanly behaviour.

He's not allowed to stand again, so that excuse won't fly.