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Lovely stuff, that. Wtf is Shapps doing ringing up Coates BTW.

YouGov MRP just out on Sky.

Enjoyed Tice getting cucked on live TV by Farage btw. Just summarily dumped as leader of the party. Then Farage having the nerve to say nobody elected Rishi Sunak.

I hope he wrecks the Tories and still loses in Clacton.

He's standing in Clacton. It's extinction time.

He's taken over as leader but that seems to be it. Fucking waste of time, the wide mouthed cunt.

Extinction is genuinely what this lot deserve. When you think back to Rees-Mogg lying on the benches during Brexit debates, they've taken the piss and thought they could do whatever they liked. It would be incredible if they were just wiped out.

She'll be getting online for her daily JHB fix then.

Are we entering a negotiation?

Was just coming to post that. Honestly when you go to their house, the TV has GB News on all day. When I go to their static caravan in Keswick, when I turn the freesat on it fires up on either GB News or it used to be TalkTV but has that fell over now? Anyway, it's no wonder she's fucking mental. She hates Starmer though ("he wants open borders!"), so she'll be dismayed by this news.

Boehly will need to sell another hotel to compete here.

Get a decent pension too don't you? And a redundancy payment when you eventually lose at the polls. You might be right here that this is just feathering his nest for retirement.

It's fucking WILD btw that at the time of the Brexit campaign Farage would have been 4 years older than I am now. He's looked 60 for 20 years.

Sleepy Nige!

He's 53% owner of Reform isn't he? There'll be some financial grift in there for him from running, no doubt.

Villa getting Ross Barkley for £5m is good work mind. For that fee if it doesn't work out it doesn't matter.

Honestly, based on performances in the second half of this season, he's not worth 10m. But only Newcastle is subject to fair value scrutiny when selling to Saudi. Everyone else can take the absolute piss.

No I suspect that's probably what he's going for. If he's running. Defections is another possibility I hadn't considered earlier.

The other thing this announcement later could be is a handful of Tory - > Reform defections.

Dear me. What's the point in having the rule ffs.

Is this the final draft? Are you sure?

Aye and Farage already has one of the most consequential events in modern UK political history on his CV with Brexit. I'm sure he'd absolutely love to add the extinction of the Conservative Party to it. Hopefully this isn't just a leverage move with 4 days to go before the deadline for candidates.

The Lib Dems are having the time of their lives.

Tice and Farage - this pair of FUCKING CUNTS has got me dancing to their tune and I HATE MYSELF.