Gemmill

Reporting today suggesting that the Tories are split between whether bringing in Farage or bringing back Johnson is what's needed to return them to electability.

Aye, the real poster is Rayner with Starmer as the puppet.

Sorted Andrew. Next up the x vs twitter issue, seeing as we've got so many lazy cunts who don't respect their fellow posters enough to fix their links before posting them.

I definitely watch things where people lead an extremely simple, stripped-back life, and wonder whether they haven't got the right idea, aye.

Aye very sad. On the beach so I assume it's been washed ip after he's fallen off a cliff or something. Obsessed with health and the ageing process and then this happens to you.

It works fine on Edge. Once you click past the initial warning, edge never asks you again. For next time.

Who has a signed David Cameron photo.

I love Nigel cos he tells it like it is. You're all gonna have to start paying for healthcare? Ya wha? Can we get back to hating on brown people, Nigel, cos you've lost me here.

It looks a lot like a hoax. Posted by someone calling themselves a professional shitposter.

that is amazing. Goodall's tone and tining are perfection.

It's gonna be declared a mistrial or something, isn't it?

What a fucking melon.

Reform will have him if he can get himself to a Wetherspoons in time.

This woman seems nice.

This would be too much to ask surely. A Sunak concession speech with Binface stood behind him?!

Binface confirmed as standing against Sunak in Richmond. Great lad.

If she gets them out, she'll win the YouGov snap poll. Always an option.

Their place in the world must be starting to sink in by now.

There's not even been any rumours, has there? It's gonna be some absolute no-mark.

Penny Mordaunt must be looking forward to the debates tonight. This has probably cost her her seat cos it was on a knife edge previously and she's a bit of a fake armed forces type.

Breaking News: Yesterday's breaking news was made up.

He's not a fighter, he's a tit. His dad was a tit maker.