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Day 8 and we're ahead of America in the medal table.

Hard to see how flying thousands of miles to play in mind melting heat is good preparation for the season ahead mind. If we want to bring the next generation of Japanese fans on board, just get Howe to headbutt Arteta, and avoid all this hassle.

Oblique Seville is the best name on the track so far. Jamaican sprinter.

A beautiful piece.

He's got the single word "develop" in quotes in both the headline and later in the article, the fucking crackerjack. "develop".

He's such a little fanny. Bottled the debate and now he's trying to arrange another one, on Fox, with his favourite moderators, and with a crowd favourable to him. He's fucking shitting it.

The building that they burnt out last night the Citizen's Advice Bureau btw. The thick arseholes.

Must be killing them having to resist the urge to have a shit in the street.

I don't think we have to make a direct replacement for Schar anyway. You just have to sign a very good centre half, and Guehi is one.

Even so. They need to set up exclusion zones and anyone who steps into them is in the van. Just pile them up in the street if you need to. Hogtied and humiliated (MF's favourite magazine). Get the Charleroi water cannons out.

I don't understand the arrest numbers. It looks like it was fucking bedlam in Sunderland last night. Cars and the building next to the police station burnt out. Eight arrests.

What time you heading in @wackyjunior? It's a tough one. You don't want to miss anything but you also don't want to look too keen by being the first one there.

I would skip it tbh. Especially if they're travelling on trains and shit. They stopped the metros last night.

He went on to thank the pilots. Fake news Wacky.

In the middle of the day? Fucking arseholes.

Same. Bray the cunts.

I think that's gonna have to be the answer. Hammer them with some chunky sentences to send a message.

Kicking off in Sunderland tonight. Not really sure how you get control of this if it's just happening all over the place.

Three medal chances for GB in the next 10 minutes on BBC One.

Her jarmie top.

Hodgkinson going soon.

@Monkeys Fistyour boy's still in the running. Think it's getting announced this weekend - she's definitely going out on the road with the pick on Tuesday, so announcement soon.

Happy birthday dickhead.

Biiiiig swings in the polls. Hopefully this holds or gets worse for Trump. Harris is showing leads in some of the swing states too. Loads of time to go obviously...

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