Gemmill

@Monkeys Fistyour boy's still in the running. Think it's getting announced this weekend - she's definitely going out on the road with the pick on Tuesday, so announcement soon.

Happy birthday dickhead.

Biiiiig swings in the polls. Hopefully this holds or gets worse for Trump. Harris is showing leads in some of the swing states too. Loads of time to go obviously...

MBEUMO

"Don't touch me! I pay your wages!" Police dog graded that as SHITE PATTER and bit the fat cunt.

Absolutely mental when you see normal people trying to do this. And they're going at this pace for basically half a mile.

It's the athletics man. It's fannytastic.

I believe MF turns out for this lot's Masters team.

I really really hope we start seeing Hall at left back.

Have you ever met MF? Basically this:

Keely Hodgkinson up later. Gold medallist in the big ol' caboose competition.

Picturing MF stood watching the lasses going up and down and gutturally muttering trance-like "fuuuuckun bounce on my cock.... yer can fuuuuuuckun bounce on my cock... giddup sausage.... HNGHHHHHHFFFFD"

If I had to guess, I would assume that some other cunt (Chelsea, Liverpool) comes in and gazumps us on personal terms/trophy prospects, but clearly there's ambition and the money to back it up.

She's fucked it! Bounced right out of the trampoline the big dafty.

British trampolining lass goes first with one competitor left to compete. Then you see it's a Chinese lass. I'm bracing for silver here.

Rashford went off injured for them yesterday as well.

There you go, you fannies.

They've got much better with the on screen graphics in the sailing. Olympic sailing on the telly just used to be a load of boats sailing in completely different directions, and at the end Ben Ainslie got handed the gold medal.

I would have loved it if Ingebrigtsen had timed that wrong. What a bell.

MBEUMO FFS. It's bad enough that commentators ALL pronounce it MBUEMO (MBWAYMO). But now we've got you two just chucking an n in for Mbueno. It's no bueno.

Her fucking stupid face throughout.

Meenzer clearly DESPERATE for a look at this lass's arse.

You filthy creeps.