Gemmill

That's not what I'm hearing on the doorstep.

Whole thread is worth a read, but these have done polling on whether the Conservatives deserve to lose every seat they have, and found that almost 50% of all voters agree or strongly agree with that statement. The bit above is focused in on trying to see at what level of Labour majority people start to get worried, and basically the answer is they more or less don't. They'd like a majority to stay under 400 but are also pretty relaxed about the Tories ending up with under 50 seats. Makes you think that their "supermajority" stuff is only gonna encourage people to vote for whoever can beat them.

Please watch to the end.

Lord Bethell on Sky News saying he can't work out from the Labour manifesto whether his son will be able to take his seat as a hereditary peer, is just everything you need to know about these cunts.

Do what the Mackems do and just don't wash them.

Obviously we'll know what actually happens 3 weeks tomorrow, but when you look back on all the shit: giving controversial figures ministerial jobs to troll people, the likes of that Brendan Clarke-Smith trolling the public on twitter, fucking Gullis screaming his head off in the Commons... Not to mention the genuine scandals. They've behaved like the kings of the world at times over the last 14 years, literally taking the piss out of ordinary people, never experiencing any consequence for any of it. It's so gratifying to see that the public is (if the polling holds and stays true on voting day) about to deliver a complete repudiation of all of it. They're properly gonna get what they deserve. It's mint.

It's OVER.

Errrr.

I highly doubt Howe would go. He'd talk to the FA I'm sure, cos he's professional and because it's a brilliant bargaining chip at his next contract negotiation, but seeing players once every few months would drive him mental, I'm sure.

I thought he looked weary right at the start when Rigby was interviewing. He was reenergised by the audience being a cunt to him though. He's never more alive than when he gets to be a snippy little bitch.

I thought he did alright. Much more comfortable with the audience questions than Rigby who is brilliant. No one is even paying attention to Sunak here. He's boring and everyone has decided he's a liar.

Brutal that. He could have told them he likes Mexican coke and he went with Haribos.

Sunak's cringe interview on ITV now. Paul Brand is like a robot made from parts of Max Headroom and Kryten.

They should get Joey Barton in.

He only got 5/1. And immediately got red flagged as a PEP. What a prick.

They are dismal, this lot.

Eddie Izzard. In his fucking beret.

Artist's impression of his reaction to a Miggy right foot cross.

Supposedly a big name celeb is gonna introduce the Labour manifesto launch tomorrow. We'll see. Once rumours like this get out if you trot out Steve Coogan it's gonna be a major damp squib.

Starmer telling reporters "I love driving, it's in my blood", then going on to reveal he has a Toyota hybrid.

Just heard the Tory manifesto compared to when you ring up to cancel your broadband and suddenly there's a load of great stuff they can do for you to keep your business.

I think Starmer nailed the response on this at the time, just saying what a privilege it was to be there, and he wanted to be there for as much as he could, and that it wasn't for him to comment on the PM's decisions, he'd have to do that for himself. Which you can say is a political answer (it is, and the understatement makes it even more effective), but it's also just the answer of a normal functioning human being. He would have looked a right cunt if he'd been crowing about it whilst still at the event.