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They're meant to be meeting tomorrow night outside some immigration centre on Westgate Road.

Well I hope they make the most of the weather, cos "weather" isn't a concept they'll need to concern themselves with for the next few years.

Is that caramelised onion chutney you've unceremoniously dumped on top?

11 year old lass competing for China in the skateboarding. Why is an 11 year old kid leading that much of a better life than me? It's completely unacceptable.

The most striking thing about Musk is how fucking boring he is when you hear him speak. He's fully bought in to his own genius, so he talks like every pronouncement is coming from a higher being, and when you actually listen to him he's just a really tedious bloke. I suspect it's part of what's behind all of his "outrageous" social commentary. Because every time anyone actually meets him they come away struck by just how unimpressive he is, so his more off the wall behaviour is his "I'll show you" bit.

Musk's daughter has got his number.

Man City have always got money burning a hole in their pocket. I think if they wanted Bruno, they'd have come and taken him off our hands in time for pre-season, not with a week and a half to go before the season starts. Particularly for such an integral position.

They were still calling them protestors when they were setting fire to buildings and looting.

The BBC asking questions of the Labour MP this morning about "two tier policing". The day after a Sky News reporter asked the Met chief "are you going to end two-tier policing", which not only parrots it but includes the implication that it's happening. The news media in this country has got so hooked on clicks and being part of the story that they can't do their jobs properly anymore.

My wife was saying she's had to "snooze" my sister's content on Facebook. I've said "fine, but please don't tell me what she's posting as I really don't want to have to hate my sister". She hasn't mentioned my mam. Yet.

It's where she keeps her power.

Get in Hodgkinson! The caboose is LOOSE!

Seems to be the only place reporting it so we'll see.

Aye I've seen that ad. His face is fucked. I didn't watch top gear but on the odd occasion I saw the latest iteration, I did used to wonder how the fuck they were just letting these lads drive these incredibly powerful cars like maniacs. It's amazing it's taken this long for someone to get properly fucked up by it. I know Hammond had a bad crash but he's such a penis that I don't count it.

Shop her to the council. You won't be the only one after what she did today.

Beethoven's 9th for @RobinRobin

Good win in the velodrome there for the lasses.

Don't say anything to her. Just stare at her and shake your head.

That ginger kid did well tbf. The two lasses both got handed leads and blew them. I hope you pointed that out to him. "Hashtag just sayin' Jonneh! I'm not sexist or owt, but what the chuff?!"

It's all South Yorkshire to me. You're the Barnsley Blowjob.

Honestly, you should be getting a knock on the door from S Yorkshire police for posting that in this thread.

Schar is 32. We're signing his long term replacement probably 2 years before he's finished. We're doing big club shit. This is absolutely the type of player we should be signing.

The end of this is crackers.

I'll believe it when it's done.