Gemmill

I'm afraid I don't know what to think about this after the joke post you made a couple of months back that your wife had died. So. IF. And it's a fucking HUGE IF. If this is true then I couldn't be happier for you and I hope you all have a lovely day. But if this is another joke where I'm missing the punchline, then I'm afraid the boy who cried wolf can ram it up his shit pipe!

The stuff with him talking about Arnold Palmer's knob was incredible. I'm fucking sick of listening to once serious commentators wondering aloud why Trump is treated differently to any other candidate, and then seconds later giggling away about his latest nonsense, seemingly oblivious to the answer that they're providing to their own question. I'm talking about Emily Maitlis and Jon Sopel, who talk a good game about not wanting Trump to win, but I think they secretly realise that they're down a podcast if Harris wins.

Nice to see that Giuliani has been ordered by a judge to turn over all of his valuables to the two election workers that he defamed in the aftermath of the 2020 election. These include his New York apartment (last in the market for around 5m dollars), his classic Mercedes, and a number of very expensive watches. Obviously it's less nice that the man directing him to do all of it appears to still have a 50:50 shot at being president again, but at least that little rat Giuliani is facing some consequences.

I'm clinging on to something my main man Alex Andreou was talking about. He's been looking into the polling data and, in the US there isn't any regulation of pollsters. There's no commission or council that looks at methodologies, so anyone can put any shite out. And that's what's been happening. Trump favourable organisations pumping out polls, and pumping out multiple a week in some instances, all of which get factored into polling averages and show a tightening of the race. There is a concept of poll ratings over there, and he reckons if you look at the A+ rated ones, they all still give Harris a fairly comfortable lead. The ones that are all flooding in now giving Trump the lead have garbage ratings. The obvious incentive for these companies/Trump to do this is a) they get looked upon favourably by their weird little hero, and b) if she wins, theyll use the polls as a means of calling the result into question. I'm hoping there's something to what he's saying. If not, honestly the average American can just fuck off. Everything that bloke has done and they STILL take the "yeah but I personally might be marginally better off if he's president, so there goes my vote."

Away and shite. This is just an extension of the guitar/music gear habit I've had since I was about 14. A lifelong hobby, not like your 5 minute affairs!

He's having to hold Howe and Mitchell apart there.

Exclusive footage of my first live performance.

Just bought one of these. This isn't the best demo but it's fucking mint.

A better choice than I could ever have imagined.

Canny.

Delulu is what us cool kids call it. And I'm NOT!

I exposed you as a filthy creep a long time ago. It brings me no joy to see that you haven't changed a jot.

I collect those things from LTA like medals.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/commentisfree/2024/oct/22/sarah-beenys-country-house-wowed-me-but-not-as-much-as-her-sheer-chutzpah Wtf is this man. It starts. It goes nowhere. Then it finishes.

He's better than that knacker we sold to Saudi.

wykiki is Toontastic's Brian Potter. Forget about the bike, from now on I picture him going everywhere on a mobility scooter with his beige Lord Anthony anorak on, happy with nothing and no one that he sees.

Whatever, you casting couch slutbucket.

I would probably have been a big film star, so I would have been fine.

The best time to be alive for travel would have been the 50s and 60s. Fit air stewardesses, no mass tourism. The only problem for you would be that Domino's hotdog stuffed crust wouldn't exist yet.

Anderson would be getting 15 to 20 minutes max per game. Best thing that ever happened to him was June 30th.

Feel like pua shit just want him back x

Margaret Qualley is Andie McDowell's daughter btw. 80s or 90s throwback beauty.

Which one has the best colliery switch?