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They're both called James. I don't know how I missed the link.

Fucking hell. When no one but you knows the initial reference, further twists are not required.

Calls it the toothpick.

You said James Corden, you fucking dickhead.

I've no idea what this references but I like it.

Aye, +8 to the GD in two consecutive games is not to be sniffed at.

Is Sheeran in attendance? "The Shape Of Poo" would be a canny headline for Ipswich's Lee Ryder after this performance.

For all you San Francisco fans, Phillips's hair looks like Lombard Street.

Willock man.

Doesn't feel like Kalvin Phillips is the answer here.

Get in, hat trick boy. Now get him off.

Fucking Brighton have knocked us back to 8th.

It'll be the end of the friendship trophy if that happens.

Great chance of a hat trick for Isak in the second half. Get him and a few others off on the hour for a rest though, I reckon.

Up to 7th and in the semi final of the cup. The Howe Out patter is looking dafter by the day.

Murphy on fire.

Thought Bruno picked the wrong pass there but on the replay all the runs to his left were dogshit.

ewerk's turn for the wykiki stream.

Willock tackled by the invisible man.

Gordon should've scored.

Weather looks rank.

Looks like it might stand. They're looking for another reason to rule it out now ffs.

That camera angle ffs. Get these relegated.

How the fuck is she waiting til then to lift the flag.

I wanted Man City to win for our sake, but there is something pleasing about the fact that Pep's frankly boring style has stopped working, even if it's likely only temporary. They're so static and regimented, it's like they've had all excitement drilled out of them.